He must think he can get away with anything. He must think he can say anything and Canadians will believe him. One moment he's the Phantom of Parliament, the next moment he's Alice in Wonderland. For there he was announcing that he will prorogue Parliament, again, to outline his "new
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Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Last Days of the Con Mob
Golly. Last month I told you how the changes in the PMO meant that Boss Harper was preparing to declare war on his enemies. Now here comes Scott Reid to back up my claim.By comparing Great Desperate Leader to Sonny Corleone !!!!! Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Ad Campaign that Will Finish off the Keystone Pipeline
Well as you know, Stephen Harper is trying to convince Obama to approve the Keystone XL pipeline, by claiming he's serious about reducing green house gas emissions. And as you also know, I believe the pipeline will be one of the casualties of a missile strike on Syria, as Obama
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Joy of Destruction
I doubt I would have spent half the time I do writing about Stephen Harper, if I hadn't taken a course years ago, and learned about his three most disturbing character flaws.One, his deranged belief that he owns the truth, as Preston Manning warned us long ago. Two, his inability
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Con Klown Summit Show
I must admit when I saw Vladimir Putin getting ready to greet Stephen Harper I wasn't sure whether the Russian Dictator was going to shake the Canadian Dictator's hand. Or slap him.And all I could think of was, that'll teach them to hold ANYTHING in Russia. And who's the designated
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Missing Paper Trail
If and when Stephen Harper and his Con gang are ever hauled before a judge and asked to explain themselves, the first question they're going to have to answer is this one:Why when by all accounts the PMO was convulsed by the Senate scandal, is there no paper trail? Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why It’s Time to Chase the Dream in Harperland
And so ended, unofficially at least, the summer of 2013. Another Labour Day parade has marched into memory. The Snowbirds have drawn a giant heart in the sky and departed. The boats are going home, the birds are flying south.But what a day it was eh? Starting with this amazing
Continue readingMontreal Simon: A New Union Declares War on the Con Regime
In a country where so many have lived on their knees for so long. In a country where so many have looked on helplessly as the Harperite cult destroys everything that once made us proud to be Canadians. It's really great to see that Canada's newest union is declaring war
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Scary Tale of Stephen Harper and Mr Chainsaw
Even by the standards of the Con propaganda machine it was a bizarre photo-op. Stephen Harper, Peter MacKay, and Julie Fantino in a room full of toys, in a community centre in Toronto. Just so Harper could play Mr Cuddly and Great Law and Order Leader at the same time.And solemnly declare that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Declares War on his Enemies
I suppose we should have seen it coming. The strange look in his eyes when he fired that rifle. The way he kicked off his Great Escape Tour by attacking the opposition like a rabid walrus. While holding up what looked like a handcuff. And now the Third Sign of the Con Apocalypse.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Is Mike Duffy Threatening to Bring Down the Con Regime?
Ever since the Senate scandal began I have always wondered why the Con regime went to such desperate lengths to protect Mike Duffy. Some suggested it was because he was such a good fundraiser. But so was Pamela Wallin and they did nothing to help her.And I have always believed
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Senategate Show
Well according to the Con Ministry of Propaganda and Disinformation, Stephen Harper's main activity today was talking to Barack Obama about the crisis in Syria. But knowing him I wouldn't be surprised if he spent most of his day worrying about this latest Bob Fife report. Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s ex-chief of staff worked closely with
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Fall Offensive
Well he's back in his bunker of his dilapidated mansion. No doubt desperately trying to erase the memory of his disastrous Great Escape Tour. Or recharging his batteries for The Great Fall Offensive. When the Lord or lightning providing, he will arise from his political deathbed as a Great New/Nouveau Leader and crush
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and The Duckman Factor
It's funny eh? But when I saw this picture of Stephen Harper waddling over the frozen tundra, during his disastrous Great Escape Tour, I couldn't decide whether it was some monstrous Arctic goose….or a Duckman impersonator !!!You know…the deranged and depraved duck detective who is always trying to get people to think of him
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Great Escape Tour Ends Disastrously
Well, as you know, the idea was to get as far away as possible from the ghastly Senate scandals. And the media. And to try to repair Stephen Harper's tarnished image with one sunny photo-op after the other… But it all went terribly wrong. Old Duff followed him all the way.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Peter MacKay and the Con War on Marijuana
Holy Jahbesus. You'd think Peter MacKay would be the LAST person to accuse anyone of smoking their credibility by getting high. Justice Minister Peter MacKay says Justin Trudeau’s credibility is “up in smoke” after the federal Liberal Party leader admitted smoking marijuana around the time he voted in the House to increase penalties for
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Squirrel Tour
OMG. When my special satellite feed of Stephen Harper's Great Escape Tour came in tonight I must admit I was shocked. For there was Great True North Warrior Big Oil Leader firing away at something or someone !!!!! Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Con Klown Tour Continues
Uh oh. Talk about bad timing. It looks like Stephen Harper's Great Escape Tour is turning into a real drama. Or a Con klown show. First a Buffalo Airways plane makes a spectacular belly landing short of the runway in Yellowknife. To remind us of the dangers of flying in the north.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Cowardly Prorogation Move
Well I told you last night he was trying to run for cover.Trying to run away from all the sordid scandals dragging down his corrupt Con regime.And today he proved me right eh?Because he can spin it anyway he likes, but this is just another monstrous act of political cowardice.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Desperate Great Escape Tour
Well I guess he knew he couldn't hide forever eh?And that he had to get as far away from the media and the Senate scandals as he could, without looking like he was fleeing the country.Mike Duffy's threat to drag him into court and grill him like a sardine seal
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