Montreal Simon: The Hilarious Hypocrisy of the Con Clown Erin O’Toole

From the moment the Cons and the NDP decided to go after Harjit Sajjan, nobody joined in the gang bang more gleefully than Erin O'Toole.Taunting the decorated Afghanistan veteran over and over again as only a Con could. Only to have that big smile wiped off his pudgy face.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Last Horror Show

They say Stephen Harper's speech to the Con Convention in Vancouver this evening is going to be short and sweet.A final farewell to the party he created in his own ghastly image.And that it will be preceded by a lavish video from the Con Ministry of Porky Propaganda and Disinformation, praising him as a Great Leader. Read ...

Montreal Simon: Jen Gerson’s Bizarre Attack on Canada’s Civil Servants

The other day I wrote a post complaining about the way all the MSM reporters on a Power and Politics panel, had dumped on a group of civil servants for giving Justin Trudeau a warm welcome when he visited their building.Accusing them of being "biased" and calling their behaviour "disgusting."When in fact it was just a natural human ...

Montreal Simon: Rona Ambrose and the Nastiness of the Cons

As I said the other day, I think it's going to be really hard for Rona Ambrose to move herself and her Cons out of the darkness and into the light.When among other things, she was prepared to put her foul ideology before the lives of thousands of drug addicted Canadians. Which is almost impossible ...

Montreal Simon: The Fall of Darth Harper and the Revenge of Michelle Rempel

As the whole Galactic Empire knows by now, Darth Harper's evil plan to complete his total destruction of Canada failed catastrophically.When his tiny Death Star was blown to smithereens by his nemesis, Hans Solo Trudeau… But although Harper's party has lost its head, and Rona Ambrose is steering her even tinier Death Star to disaster.The ...

Montreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Grim Hypocrisy of the MSM

As I've mentioned before, ever since the good Prince Justin toppled the evil King Harper, I've feel like I'm living in some kind of fairy tale. A really nice one.Trudeau is wowing people in this country and all over the world, for some of the princely moves he's been making…  As well as for his sunny ...

Montreal Simon: The Con’s Porky Action Plan Finally Bites the Dust

For what seemed like forever, they were the ads we couldn't get away from. The Con's porky Economic Action Plan ads coming at us from every direction twenty-four seven.Trying to brainwash us into believing that the Cons knew what they were doing. And that Stephen Harper was a Great Economist Leader.They were irritating, they were maddening, it ...

Montreal Simon: The Census Fiasco and the Final Humiliation of Stephen Harper

It seems only fitting that on his last day as Con leader Stephen Harper should leave through a door darkly, while being humiliated over and over again.  In the same manner he ruled and humiliated this country, its people and their values, for nine nightmarish years. First he had to humble himself before his shrunken ...

Montreal Simon: Why Rona Ambrose Will Lead the Cons to Disaster

Well I knew the Cons were desperate, and that it was not going to be easy to find or lasso an interim leader to replace Boss or Bull Harper. Because most of the ones that needed to be fed rather than watered, had jumped over the fence before the election, or went down with the cattle ...

Montreal Simon: The Fairy Tale Day We Finally Got Our Canada Back

It couldn't have been more of a fairy tale beginning. Prince Justin, his princess Sophie, and the Liberal cabinet marching up the driveway to Rideau Hall to be sworn in, after having toppled the tyrant.And yes what a difference a day makes… One moment we were living in his grim Harperland, the next moment we were living ...

Montreal Simon: The Day the Sun Went Down on the Harper Regime

I missed the ferry back to the city so I could get this shot. The one I have been dreaming about for more than nine years. The shot of the sun going down, at last, on Stephen Harper's long and monstrous reign of terror.To make it even better it was a glorious, warm, Indian Summer evening, as ...

Montreal Simon: David Cameron, Poppygate, and the Chicken Hawk Cons

Well as I'm sure you know, they say you can't trust a Con as far as you can see, or spit. For they lie and cheat to win elections, and nothing they do is quite what it appears to be.Now take a good look at that photo of the David Cameron, the British Prime Minister who ...

Montreal Simon: Why We Need A Public Inquiry Into the Activities of the Harper Regime

For years Stephen Harper and his brutish Con regime politicized every government department to a degree never seen before.They turned every department into cogs and wheels of their massive propaganda machine.They muzzled those who disagreed with them, and turned others into their willing collaborators.And now we find out that some of the top bureaucrats waited until a ...

Montreal Simon: Michelle Rempel’s Bizarre Political Marriage of Convenience

Well we all knew Michelle Rempel was desperate, and I mean desperate to become the interim leader of the shattered and shell shocked Cons.Her late night boozy woozy Twitter monologues have made that only too clear. But who knew she was so desperate that she'd enter into a bizarre political marriage of convenience with of all people Denis ...

Montreal Simon: Why the Con Leadership Race is Heading for Oblivion

OMG don't look now, but the Con race to replace Stephen Harper and become interim leader is turning into a hog stampede.With Jesus Harper looking on and cheering because they're all his candidates. And Jason Kenney waiting to claim the big prize.But if the Cons are hoping to renew their shattered and demoralized party they're ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Most Miserable Halloween Ever

Well as you can probably imagine, Stephen Harper is having a very miserable  Halloween. After seeing his plans for Total World Domination, turn into a pumpkin. And his plans to buy the election fail so disastrously… And I'm pretty sure you won't see any young Canadians going trick or treating dressed like this…Read more »

Montreal Simon: It’s Time to Fire the Harper Cons at the CBC

For nine long years Stephen Harper slowly strangled the CBC, or bled it dry. He slashed its budget, he killed thousands of jobs, he turned it into the Conservative Broadcasting Corporation. But now the depraved tyrant has been toppled, before he could finish it off.And it's time to take back the CBC, and give those Cons the boot. Read more ...

Montreal Simon: How We Can Bury the Harper Cons Forever

As you know the Harper Cons have set out on a long journey through the political wilderness to choose a new leader, after the shocking loss of the only one they ever had.And now it seems that journey could be an even longer one.Debate is growing within the leaderless Conservative Party about how long to wait ...

Montreal Simon: The Incredible Degradation of the Con Monster Chris Alexander

He has been keeping a low profile after voters in his riding gave him the boot, for having among other things poisoned our body politic, with his callous approach to the Syrian refugee crisis, his divisive, bigoted rhetoric.And his ghastly Barbaric Cultural Practices campaign complete with a snitch line, which shamed us in the eyes of ...

Montreal Simon: Real Change: Conada Post Suspends its Community Mailbox Scheme

Golly. Now that's what I call real change. Canada Post learns the meaning of humility.Stephen Harper's ghastly legacy starts being dismantled.Or when it comes to the brilliant idea to install community mail boxes in a country with an aging population, and some of the harshest weather in the world.At the very least suspended.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Why the Ugly Record of the Harper Cons Must Not Be Forgotten or Denied

It was just another traffic accident in downtown Toronto, where everyone is always in a hurry, and time is money, and sometimes bloody.And Godzilla knows I've seen enough of them.But as I watched them try to figure out what happened, and who was to blame?I couldn't help thinking those are exactly the same questions we ...

Montreal Simon: Prince Justin and the Painful Collapse of the Con Regime

Golly. I know it's Jason Kenney's twisted fantasy, and Stephen Harper's Satanic nightmare.But I can't help feeling like I'm living in a fairy tale. It's that good.Prince Justin has toppled the monstrous tyrant, like he brought down the ogre Brazeau.And is now charming Canada and the world with his niceness, his coolness, his hotness.And his ...

Montreal Simon: The Battle to Liberate Canada and the Betrayal of the MSM

It's going to be a wet, grey, fall weekend, but I don't care because Stephen Harper and his foul Con regime have been defeated, and it feels like springtime in Canada.And nothing could bring me down.Although I must admit this tweet by Andrew Coyne, which links to a story by Michael Harris about the sanitizing of Stephen Harper's ...

Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Humiliation of Jason Kenney

I can only imagine how Stephen Harper must be feeling, as he looks down on the smouldering ruins of his beloved Harperland.Once he towered over it, and crushed all who opposed him.  One moment he was in total control. And the next moment he wasn't… Dan MurphyAnd what must make it even worse, make it feel ...

Montreal Simon: Michelle Rempel’s Bizarre Late Night Twitter Eruption

One of the worst things about the election campaign was having to watch so many hours of the Con clown Michelle Rempel, especially on the program Power and Politics.Because she couldn't have put on a worse or more irritating performance. She was rude, arrogant, loud. She kept interrupting the other guests and the host Rosemary ...