OMG. When I saw those Con zombies going past my place last night, for a moment I thought they were after me eh? But it turned out it was only the Ford Nation on their way to the Con convention, and they were after Steve.But he wasn't too happy to see them
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Montreal Simon: Will Nigel Wright Destroy Stephen Harper?
Once they were the best of buddies. Two Con peas in a pod united by fanatic ideology and religion. But then Stephen Harper threw his faithful Chief of Staff under the bus. Along with so many others.And now the question is, will Nigel Wright destroy Great Desperate Leader? Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Road to the Con Convention
Lordy, how ghastly. It looks as if Stephen Harper is going to have to carry Mike Duffy on his back all the way to Calvary…I mean Calgary. Because although the Con convention starts on Thursday, Duffy's execution, along with that of the other two Senators, can't be arranged until at least Friday. Procedural wrangling
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Robo Harper and the Revenge of Mike Duffy
It couldn't have been a more pathetic sight. An angry Stephen Harper lashing out at everybody but himself. Looking absolutely desperate, and sounding like a robot. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Real Horror of the Senate Scandal
Well as you can probably guess, I'm really enjoying Stephen Harper's Halloween Horror show eh? It's not often that you get to see somebody scaring the shit straw out of Great Ugly Leader, rather than the other way around.But beyond what Mike Duffy had to say yesterday, beyond the cheques
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Mike Duffy and Stephen Harper’s Day of Disaster
Well as you know I've long predicted that Mike Duffy would be Stephen Harper's nemesis.That he knew enough to expose the conniving thugs in the PMO and their shameless scams. And today he appears to have done just that. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Changes His Story Again !!!
Well we know he believes the truth is what he says it is. Even when it isn’t. We know he can tell one Big Lie after the other with a crooked smile on his face. But this a whopper. Stephen Harper is changing the story on how his chief aide
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Zombie Convention
Only his fluffers in the PMO know the Cowboy Emperor's state of mind tonight. Those who dare to approach him. But he must be a scary sight. His elaborate plans to reboot his corrupt old government, and soften his image, are lying like the ruins of Rome… or Pompeii… around him.The Con
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Could Stephen Harper Really Escape the Senate Scandal?
Well he made it to the end of the week. On all fours. And at least we now know how he hopes to try escape the Senate scandal. By portraying the three Con Senators he appointed as the real villains, and himself as the victim of their corruption, and the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Latest Porky Senate Scandal
Well he wasn't in Question Period today, to answer questions about the porky Senate scandal. Or tell us why he now admits that a "few" people knew about the Duffy Deal. Or who they are. Or why he claimed for so long that only Nigel Wright knew.He won't hold a news conference
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Stephen Harper Will Not Escape the Senate Scandal
It's almost impossible to imagine a more depraved and disgusting spectacle, than the sight of Stephen Harper preparing to meet his rabid base, and posing as Mr Clean.By trying to expel from the Red Chamber without due process, three Con Senators he himself appointed. And asking us to believe his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Revenge of Pamela Wallin
Golly. If I wasn't enjoying Stephen Harper's pain so much I'd probably feel sorry for him eh? Because that sordid Senate scandal just keeps coming at him from all directions like a bat out of Hell.Yesterday it was Mike Duffy, bellowing like a wounded moose, and goring his reputation further. Today
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Darth Harper Went After Mike Duffy
Well after refusing to answer questions about the Senate scandal yesterday, Stephen Harper strapped on his Darth Vader helmet today, and went after his Death Star Mike Duffy. Stephen Harper went on the offensive in the Senate expense claims scandal Wednesday, trying to diminish the impact of Mike Duffy’s allegations
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Mike Duffy and Stephen Harper’s Bully Regime
I've been fighting bullies since I was 12-years-old, so I know them when I see them. And I also know that when you confront them and fight back they usually turn into cowards and cut and run. Like Stephen Harper did today in Question Period, when he refused to answer most of the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: When Mike Duffy Declared War on Stephen Harper
OMG. Can you believe how this sordid Senate scandal has become a real horror movie? And Stephen Harper's worst nightmare. First the old werewolf went after Old Duff, then Old Puff went after HIM !!!!Now it's open warfare. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Got Clobbered in Question Period
OMG. Throw in the towel. Somebody call a waahmbulance !!!! You won't believe what happened to Stephen Harper in Question Period !!!! He waddled into the ring with his head held high hoping to brag about his E.U. trade deal, only to get hit with an upper cut to the chin
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Throne Speech Scam
Well as you know Stephen Harper deposited his Throne Speech yesterday with much fanfare and farting, and then ran off to Belgium. So he wouldn't have to answer any questions. Which was just as well eh? Because the reviews came in today, and they were really STINKY.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Grubby Little Throne Speech
It was a Throne Speech as small, as uninspiring, and as politically depraved as Stephen Harper himself. A speech that must have made the poor Governor General feel like running home and taking a shower.A grubby little speech with a toxic teabagger heart. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Klown Show and Mr Dickhead’s Big Moment
Golly. As I wait to watch Stephen Harper lead his almost new/nouveau cabinet into Parliament after a four month holiday, so they can start memorizing his Throne Speech, I can't help thinking of that old H.L. Mencken quote: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Harper Sticks Taxpayers With Huge Hotel Bill !!!
Oh no. Not ANOTHER sordid Con scandal. How many more can we endure, how much longer can Stephen Harper keep debasing himself, shaming us in the eyes of the world? And how dare he make the TAXPAYERS pay for HIS political debauchery !!! Read more »
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