If I was the Prime Minister of Canada I probably definitely would not have done this. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his cabinet have again approved the Trans Mountain expansion project, a crucial next step for the much-delayed pipeline project designed to carry nearly a million barrels of oil from Alberta's oilpatch
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Montreal Simon: Stonewall and the Cowardly Homophobia of Andrew Scheer
This month will mark the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots that helped spark the rise of the gay liberation movement.And all over the world Pride marches are taking place to celebrate the anniversary, and fire up the seemingly never-ending struggle for basic human rights.A struggle that continues all over the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Glory of the Raptors and the Hypocritical Cons
It was a neighbourhood party that began in a subdued manner, with Raptor's fans lining up for hours in the pouring rain to get into Jurassic Park.But it ended with me needing a full day to recover. For when the final buzzer sounded, and the Raptors were the new reigning champions, a massive roar
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Most Painfully Embarrassing Week
It's been an embarrassing week so far for Andrew Scheer. On Monday he skipped Question Period so he could pose for pictures of himself dressed in a Raptor's red hoodie.So he could pretend to be a fan, bask in the glory if they won, and no doubt blame Trudeau if
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Doug Ford Was Made To Look Like An Ape
As we all know Doug Ford's mental capabilities reside somewhere in the twilight zone between Con man, and angry ape.So he's capable of saying and doing ANYTHING.Saying he's FOR THE PEOPLE.When of course he isn't…Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Vacation and the Hidden Hand of Stephen Harper
When I heard that Doug Ford had decided to give himself and his government a five-month vacation until the federal election was over, I wasn't really surprised.I'd heard he'd found running a province about a hundred thousand times more exhausting than running a small label factory, and needed to take the whole
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Raptors and the New Canada
It was another exciting and very loud night in my neighbourhood. The Raptors were playing and defeating the Golden State Warriors in Oakland, California. But as they do every game thousands of Raptor fans had gathered in the place they call Jurassic Park, to watch the game on giant TVs and cheer
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Total Humiliation of the Con Clown Lisa Raitt
Lisa Raitt has made a fool of herself many times in the course of her long and sordid career.With one of the most notorious examples being the time she was overheard telling an assistant that cancer is "sexy."And now that Con clown has done it again, with this ridiculous tweet.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Sad and Pathetic Anniversary
He is without a doubt the worst premier Ontario has ever known, a dumb Con beast who has disgraced himself over and over again.But as he prepares to celebrate his first anniversary in power he is giving himself and his government a five-month paid vacation. And although many believe he is
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Is Justin Trudeau Risking Defeat By Supporting Women’s Rights?
I've always suspected that the toxic Trudeau haters who swarm all over this country like foul smelling roaches, despise Trudeau for more than just his policies.And that many who claim they hate him for buying a pipeline or whatever, really hate him for standing up so strongly for the rights of women
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The D-Day Anniversary and Doug Ford’s Ghastly Con Clowns
Guillaume Souvant/AFP/Getty Images Today is a very special day in the history of Canada. The 75th anniversary of D-Day, when 14,000 of our soldiers joined the assault on Hitler's Atlantic wall.Storming the beaches of Normandy to strike a massive blow for freedom.Or in the immortal words of Toby Barrett, a Con
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Baby Trump Balloon
When I was in Scotland last summer, I was thrilled to be able to witness Baby Trump rise the into the sky at a protest in an Edinburgh park.Trump wasn't in Edinburgh, he didn't dare leave his tacky Turnberry golf course on the country's west coast. But I still enjoyed seeing the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Andrew Scheer Would Never Really Punish Michael Cooper
It's been only a week since Andrew Scheer declared that bigots are not welcome in his party. “I find the notion that one’s race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation would make anyone in any way superior or inferior to anyone else absolutely repugnant. And if there’s anyone who disagrees with that,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Do The Liberals Have The Wind In Their Sails Again?
If any of you have been wondering why I haven't been blogging as often as I usually do, well wonder no longer.For as you can see it is the sailing season, and after a long winter of fake scandals, Doug Ford, and bleak polls suggesting that Andrew Scheer could win
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Fake Rebranding of Andrew Scheer and his Cons
As you may have noticed, Andrew Scheer has been trying to remake the image of him and his Cons.Trying to convince Canadians that he's really a nice guy.Not the man commonly known as Schmearmonger, the depraved leader of the most bigoted party in modern Canadian history.But unfortunately for Schmear, his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Alberta’s Fires Are Making Jason Kenney Look like a Maniac
It had to be one of the most bizarre spectacles I've ever seen, one so depraved it could only be Jason Kenney.Flying off to Ontario to campaign for the Scheer Cons, and obsessed with killing Alberta's carbon tax.Even as wild fires raged all over that province.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Justin Trudeau Lectured Mike Pence On Women’s Rights
Earlier today I wrote about how Andrew Scheer and his Cons had shown their contempt for the rights of women.By failing to support a motion affirming a woman's right to control her own body. With reproductive rights under assault south of the border, members of the Canadian House of Commons rose
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Mark Carney Farce
When Justin Trudeau took over the Liberal Party he got rid of a lot of dead wood. The good old boys who had turned the party into a private club.The ones who spent more time fighting each other than they did fighting the Cons, and have spent most of the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day The Cons Lost The Abortion Battle
Ever since he became Con leader I have been warning that Andrew Scheer is a political leader unlike any this country has ever known.Warning that he is a scary religious fanatic who does not believe in a woman's right to control her own body, and that his anti-choice views are so
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Not So Great Economist Leader
Who can forget how Stephen Harper tried to fool us, or brainwash us, into believing that he was a Great Economist Leader.And how it all ended in dismal failure. But now Andrew Scheer is trying to make us believe that he too can be a Great Economist Leader.And he's also heading for
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