Erin O'Toole has only been Con leader for six months, but already he's crawling through the gutter, and drowning in his own excrement. He lies all the time, just like Andrew Scheer did before him. And his hatred for Justin Trudeau is so toxic he refuses to condemn those who
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I still remember how happy I was when Jagmeet Singh became the leader of the NDP. I thought it was great that a member of a visible minority had finally been elected leader of a federal party. And I hoped that Singh could get the NDP out of the right-wing rut
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau Takes On The Gun Lobby
As if Justin Trudeau didn't have enough challenges battling a pandemic, now he's preparing to take on another kind of enemy, an old enemy. Canada's gun lobby. He's trying to make Canada safer, and less like ugly America. But predictably the gun nuts are very unhappy. So unhappy the president
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Erin O’Toole and the Horror of the Ghastly Gallant
As I'm sure you all know by now, Erin O'Toole is desperately trying to fool Canadians into believing that he's really a nice guy. And that because he expelled the SoCon bigot Derek Sloan, and demoted the yappy Pierre Poilievre, his ugly party is now a more moderate one. But as
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Amazing Mars Landing of the Rover Perseverance
I am frequently accused of having my head in the clouds, which isn't true. I'm just smarter than those who say that, and they're jealous eh? But yesterday I must admit, I was hovering just above Mars. Hoping that the rover Perseverance would be able to land on the red
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Vaccine Hysteria and the Angry Old Men
On the frontlines of the Covid nightmare, it's the belief that keeps many totally exhausted health workers from collapsing. The belief that whatever our differences, we're all in this one together. I share that belief. I see it as a chance to unite to defeat a lethal alien enemy. I see it
Continue readingMontreal Simon: What If Trump Had Died Of Covid?
I'll never forget the moment that I heard that Donald Trump had Covid. And how although I'm an atheist, I prayed that it would be fatal. And I'll always remember how bitterly disappointed I was that he didn't die. How could the orange monster have survived? How could he shrug
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Excellent Humiliation of Pierre Poilievre
For years Pierre Poilievre has been the loudest and most annoying Con attack beast in the House of Commons. A pension porker who learned his ugly trade on the knees of Stephen Harper, and who now spends his time trying to eviscerate Chrystia Freeland, and of course his arch enemy Justin Trudeau.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Erin O’Toole and the Great Economist Leader
I have called Erin O'Toole a Con clown, ever since the days he was brown nosing Stephen Harper. Trying to make Harper look like a real leader, only to make them both look like idiots. But don't be fooled, because under his clown make up, and his buffoon hat, lurks
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Vaccine Hysteria
In all my years as a blogger few things have enraged me more than the way the grubby Cons, their media stooges, and other toxic Trudeau haters, have tried to blame the prime minister for a temporary delay in the numbers of vaccines. Claiming that he is responsible for production delays
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Is the Con Media Trying To Overthrow Justin Trudeau?
I must admit, I didn't think that anything our shabby and terribly mediocre Con media said or did, could still shock me. So I wasn't surprised to see the gassy Vassy Kapelos treating the vaccine delay as yet another fake scandal. And yet another chance to go after Justin Trudeau. In
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Erin O’Toole’s Desperate Makeover Is Failing So Miserably
As I'm sure you know, Erin O'Toole is desperately trying to improve his image. After being forced to expel the hate mongering religious fanatic Derek Sloan he's now claiming that the Cons are a totally new/nouveau party. But sadly for him it's all going horribly wrong. It seems you really can't put
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Erin O’Toole’s Monstrous Vaccine War
As we all know, Erin O'Toole has disgraced himself over and over again trying to sabotage the battle against Covid-19, in his desperate attempt to destroy Justin Trudeau. And we also know that grubby opportunist would do or say ANYTHING to try to become our prime minister or Big Daddy. But
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Erin O’Toole’s Still Massive Far Right Problem
If Erin O'Toole thought he could solve the Cons far right problem by expelling the ugly bigot Derek Sloan, he must be sorely disappointed, or seriously deluded. For although it must have been painful to expel Sloan after having cuddled and protected him for so long. If he thinks he
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cons And Their Ugly Vaccine Games
I knew that Cons have larger amygdalas or fear glands than most, but the way Doug Ford and Erin O'Toole have been reacting to a small hitch in our Pfizer vaccine rollout is truly disturbing. I realize that we all want to be vaccinated as soon as possible, but the way
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Even The Proud Boys Are Abandoning Trump
They liked to think of themselves as Donald Trump's hairy militia, his darling Proud Boys. The ones who called him Emperor Trump, and were counting on him to lead them to victory. But sadly for them, even though some of them helped ransack the Capitol, that glorious day never arrived. Trump
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Clown Jason Kenney Is Humiliated. Again
Jason Kenney wanted to be known as the father of the new Alberta, or Albertonia. The Tarry Daddy of Big Oil. But it's all gone horribly wrong. His mismanagement of the Covid pandemic has led to thousands of unnecessary deaths. The economy is shrinking, his polls are tanking. And now
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Departure of Donald Trump and the Return of Hope
It was the photo I had been dreaming about for four long years. Donald Trump leaving the White House for the last time. After all those years, and all those posts, and all those graphics, I was disappointed that I wasn't able to watch it live. So I could give
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Erin O’Toole and the Con’s Ugly Nazi Problem
Golly, what a difference a day makes. Yesterday the Con clown Erin O'Toole was claiming that there was no room for far right extremists in his grubby Trump Party. But today he is struggling to deal with an even worse problem, if that's possible. A Con Nazi problem. Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Erin O’Toole and the Far Right Farce
Oh no. It seems that Erin O'Toole has changed his mind and now does NOT want Canadians to look into their mirrors, and see if they can see a Conservative. Lest they see him and his treasonous Trump Party beaming back at them. For once upon a time O'Toole modelled himself after
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