As if Stephen Harper's foul Porky Action Plan ads weren't annoying enough. Especially since we're paying for them. Now it turns out his newest ones are being pulled because they are FRAUDULENT !!! A Harper government advertisement touting a jobs program that does not yet exist has been pulled from the airwaves and
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Montreal Simon: Is Mike Duffy Planning to Take Stephen Harper to Court?
OMG. It's come to this. Stephen Harper and Mike Duffy are no longer good BBQ buddies. Old Duff feels he's been roasted enough by the PMO, and now he wants Harper to feel the HEAT !!!! If the RCMP investigation into Mike Duffy over alleged breach of trust reaches court, the senator’s
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Con Stories: Another PMO Operative Jumps Ship
They don't dare admit it of course, but there's one thing everyone who has worked in the PMO would say if they could be sure of being accepted into the Witness Protection Program: It's not easy working for Boss Harper.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Census and the Dark Harperland Summer
I've never seen a summer like this one. So grey, so cold, so ominous. And as it turns out so Harperland eh?For more proof today that if Great Ugly Leader has his way we'll all end up living in perpetual darkness. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Pamela Wallin and the Corruption Cons
Well in the beginning of the end it was almost an anti-climax eh? Another damning report, another Con Senator being investigated by the RCMP.The independent audit of Senator Pamela Wallin's expenses has been referred to the RCMP by a Senate committee that is also imposing restrictions on her travel and
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Sensational Landing of Pamela Wallin
Uh oh. Everybody take cover. It looks as if this cartoon was only too prophetic. The Pamela Wallin jumbo is on final approach, and coming in for a heavy landing. An independent audit of Senator Pamela Wallin's expenses has found ineligible claims amounting to as much as $140,000, and that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney and the Octopus Monster
OMG. Run for your lives. It's the octopus monster from outer space, or the Creature from the Con Lagoon. And it seems like NOTHING can stop Jason Kenney !!!!Two weeks ago I told you how he was refusing to give up his old job, and humiliating not one but TWO new Con
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and The Nightmare at 24 Sussex Drive
OMG. It's another Con scandal AND a horror show at the same time. A Nightmare at 24 Sussex Drive. The old mansion is crumbling, but Stephen Harper is refusing to move out !!! With Prime Minister Stephen Harper declining to move his family out of 24 Sussex Drive, the National Capital Commission has
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Regime and the Signs of the Apocalypse
I don't know how I made it to this long weekend in Ontario. But now that I've arrived I've got to say this is the weirdest summer ever. After the searing heat now it feels like fall. And after all the other extreme weather events all over the world, I'm
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Desperate War with the White House
Well I never said the end of the Con regime would be pretty eh? But who knew it would be so humiliating? Such a crude awakening. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Sneaky Assault on Medicare
It may seem like just another federal-provincial disagreement, another argument in a fractious country.But there are very good reasons the premiers are united in opposing Stephen Harper's job training plan. For not only were they not consulted. Not only is the Con regime clawing back money from provincial programs. Not only
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney and the Two-Headed Monster
I always knew Jason Kenney was a man of many faces eh?Some hidden and some not.I always knew he was extremely vain and incredibly ambitious.But who knew he was so inflated with his own sense of self importance, that he would steal another Minister's portfolio? Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s New Massive PR Problem
Well for one glorious but very brief moment Stephen Harper must have thought he was getting a break.Must have thought that Canadians would be too busy talking about the royal baby to think about all the scandals hanging around the neck of his rotting government.But sadly for him when the bun finally
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Porky Propaganda
He hasn't been seen in days, since people found out about his Enemy List.And his new/nouveau cabinet shuffle went up in smoke before his eyes.But I'm pretty sure I know where he is eh?In the basement of his haunted mansion, plotting his comeback. And demanding more Porky Action Plan ads to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Regime and the Maple Leaf Forever Tree
I'm sure it was just a coincidence eh? Just another leafy victim of this massive thunderstorm that smashed into Toronto yesterday. But how ironic that just days after the Con regime announced it's taking the maple leaf insignia off the shoulders of our soldiers, the Maple Leaf Forever tree should come crashing to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Massive PMO Problem
Golly. That PMO Duffygate scandal just keeps getting stranger and stranger.And better and better eh?Now it's not just a tale of power and greed, now it's a mystery story worthy of Sherlock Holmes.For it seems a powerful Con boss has gone missing from the PMO. Or departed in a great hurry. Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Creepy War on Canadians
I'll never understand why it took so long for so many Canadians to understand the true nature of Stephen Harper.Or the horror of his twisted mind.And to what nightmare place it might lead us.But now surely they must see the danger.Understand that if you dare to disagree with his plans
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Grotesque Con Cabaret
Gawd. What a difference a day makes eh?Yesterday they were just youraverage barn yard grunters.Today they're pretty in pork.But you really can't put lipstick on them, because they're still the same old Con hogs. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Desperate Cabinet Shuffle
In Ottawa, the suspense is mounting. Despite the sweaty heat the whole village is buzzing like a bee hive or a bat cave. Great Dark Leader is about to unveil his New/Nouveau Cabinet, in a last desperate attempt to save his corrupt regime. From the wrath of the people, the Penguin, or the POLICE. And his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harponado and the End Times
Sometimes these days I feel like a guy in a boat who can see a massive thunderstorm bearing down on him.But can't row fast enough to escape it. Can't shake the feeling that Mother Nature is angry, and that we're on the verge of a cataclysm. Read more »
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