Harper, stay away from game 7 and the Stanley Cup

Proposed ‘Harper Cup’

If the Canucks should win Lord Stanley’s cup, do yourself a favour and do not try to take the glory away from Vancouver and its hockey team. This is not your victory to steal. Vancouver is not a Harper-friendly town.

We don’t want your fat ass taking up multiple seats at the game and we don’t want your ugly mug anywhere near our trophy. You tried to abscond with the Olympics. You’re ruining this country. Isn’t taking the joy out of being Canadian enough for you? It almost makes you wish the smirking Bruins would win.

Otherwise, we may have to sic Terri-Jean Bedford on you.