Canada to drop out of Columbia Record Club, Kent says
Canada will not renew its membership in Columbia Record Club, Environment Minister Peter Kent said Monday. “We will not make a second commitment to Columbia,” he said of the pact.…
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Conservative MPs Call On Government To Ban The Export of Nickelback
OTTAWA – A growing number of Conservative MPs are questioning their government’s position on the export of Nickelback. Solid caucus discipline has been one of Cowboy Steve’s political achievements over…
Huntsville tops The Economist’s list of "World’s Most Livable”
The small Ontario resort town Huntsville was named The Economist‘s “World’s Most Livable City”, displacing last year’s winner Melbourne, Australia. Huntsville earned the citation thanks to an abundance of federally-provided…
Toronto school bans globes, says Earth is flat
The principal of Earl Batty Public School banned spheres of all types this week when a parent suffered a concussion after being hit in the head with a globe. “We’re…
Police investigate smear campaign against Rob Ford
Sources on Toronto Police Services Board confirmed today that an investigation has been initiated into "libel, slander, and ad hominem attacks" on Toronto co-mayor Rob Ford. Police discovered an intentional…
Rob Ford doubles Toronto Police budget
In a surprise move, Toronto co-mayor Rob Ford declared a huge budget increase to the Toronto Police Services Board. Mr. Ford was unavailable for comment, but when asked why the…
Rob Ford threatened by princess with plastic toy sword
Rob Ford, co-mayor of Toronto, was today threatened by a middle-aged woman dressed as a princess. She was wearing a short red dress with breastplates, and offered Mr. Ford some…
Prime Minister: Shoot your guns Canada!
Backers of the PM celebrate the repeal of Canada's Long Gun Registry
What’s playing on the Prime Minister’s iPod?
10. Snoop Dogg "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" 9. They Might Be Giants "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" 8. The Locust "Anything Jesus ...
Peter MacKay outed by caucus aide
OTTAWA- Defense Minister Peter MacKay was today outed by a Conservative staffer. The party insider told reporters that MacKay has long been a "man trapped inside the body of a…
Rob Ford endorses John Tory in Ontario campaign
Toronto mayor Rob Ford gave his endorsement to former Ontario PC leader John Tory today. When a staffer pointed out that Tim Hudak, and not Tory, was the current party…
New Baird business card attracts controversy
John Baird has certainly raised some eyebrows due to his new business cards.The Conservative foreign affairs minister demanded customized business cards, contrary to government rules. Baird ordered the word "Canada"…
Prime Minister introduces proportional representation bill
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the Prime Minister today unveiled a new bill to reform Canada's 'First Past the Post' electoral system that will have its first…
Rob Ford to attend TIFF kickoff
Toronto mayor Rob Ford and his brother, councillor Doug Ford will be at tonight's Toronto International Film Festival world premiere of the U2 documentary From the Sky Down. The Ford…
Prime Minister no fan of bidet
Canadian Prime Minister Cowboy Steve's reluctance to travel outside of Canada stems from an unfortunate incident with a bidet while visiting China. According to a leaked diplomatic cable from the…
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Conservative government now monitoring unreported crime
Ministry of Justice officials confirmed Friday that the government has recently started compiling statistics of unreported crimes. A spokesperson for MP Rob Nicholson told reporters "We are carefully tracking crimes…
Rob Ford to miss Gay Pride Parade, will blow Toronto for the weekend
Mayor Rob Ford will break a longstanding tradition and not attend next weekend's Gay Pride Parade. Mayor's Office spokesman Morgan Tassels said the mayor will be blowing the city for…