You’ve been waiting for this an awfully long time, and so have I. So now, I’m very happy to share with you an official press release. Here is The Announcement. I am VERY excited.
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centre of the universe: What Really Happened
I figure you would like to know what happened here over the last few days but are too embarrassed to ask. So I’ll just go from the beginning with the Hirt version. Wednesday I come home from work with an extremely sore throat and an inflamed tonsil. I have not
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Agador Spartacus
Okay, here’s the thing. I hate wearing socks. I mean, I HATE wearing socks. They’re all clingy and they make your toes do weird things. I live MAKING socks, but hate wearing them. So. Upon donning a pair of socks … Continue reading &#…
Continue readingcentre of the universe: In Public, Sober.
One night, as I lay in bed…okay, actually, technically, I think it was one morning. But it was still dark. Because it’s frigging winter and the sun is being coquettish. So either it was night time or early morning, and … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Drunlsweet
Yesterday morning, I had a PROCEDURE done. A medical PROCEDURE. The doctor came in to talk to me, asked what the problem is, and I told him. He asked, “do you drink?” I said, “Not really.” He said, “Why not?” … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Education
In the ongoing series of things I learn every day, this post is the ‘what I learned last night’ flagship. It’s important to learn something every day. My fifth grade teacher said that every time we learn something, a new … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: Sometimes, everything works out
There is nothing quite like the feeling of painstakingly hand-knitting a sweater for someone who dies partway through the process, then having to repurpose the sweater for someone else whose arms are longer. I say this only because it’s a … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: O Lamy, my Lamy!
– Remember: No good comes of Walt Whitman – O Lamy! my Lamy! my lovely pen is gone; The pen has written every word, the letters sought not done; The book is near, the bells I hear, the people all … Continue reading →
Continue readingcentre of the universe: It’s been a while
I don’t remember exactly when it was he told me how he felt, but after I knew, I couldn’t stop looking at him. I stole glances whenever I could. He lived further from me than many of my other friends, … Continue reading →
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