He liked to call himself the best Prime Minister the Canadian Arctic and its people had ever known.He ordered that the words The True North Strong and Free be written on everything, including his plane.But it was all just a show…Read more »
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Montreal Simon: Rona Ambrose Accuses the Liberals of Waging Class Warfare
Well move over Margaret Wente, we have a new Canadian Marie Antoinette.A new champion of the suffering bourgeoisie now known as the one percent.Who wants everyone to know that being rich isn't easy.That she's not crazy or desperateRead more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney and the Insane Con War on the Deficit
Yesterday I told you that Jason Kenney has apparently decided to ignore his better political instincts, and his main adviser, and is preparing to launch his campaign to become the new leader of the Harper Party.And has decided to make the Liberal'…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Political Resurrection of Jason Kenney
For months after the Cons were defeated Jason Kenney was just a shadow of his former self.His worried colleagues described him as strangely listless, moody, despondent and seriously depressed.No doubt crushed by the thought that he had suddenly lost a…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Dark and Desperate Cons and the Sunny Budget
Wherever Rona Ambrose goes at the stroke of midnight to receive her instructions from Stephen Harper.You know that both of them must be screaming with frustration at the sight of Justin Trudeau's budget.For they must surely know it's going to m…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Don Cherry’s Outrageous Attack on Rob Ford’s Opponents
I knew Don Cherry was going to say something about his good buddy Rob Ford.For who can forget how that ghastly redneck hung the chain of office around Ford's neck?And used the occasion to attack the "left-wing pinkos."Which had to be one …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford: The Man and His Foul Legacy
Although I despised Rob Ford with every bone in my body, I must admit I was sad to hear that he had died.Because nobody can celebrate the death of a man who died so young from such a terrible disease like cancer.And I feel sorry for his wife and two y…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Ghastly Return of Jesus Harper
It was like a ghostly religious apparition. Not exactly the Blessed Virgin of Calgary (that's Jason Kenney.)But very definitely Stephen Harper, making a rare appearance in the House of Commons to vote on a Con motion.Not in his capacity as a fail…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rona Ambrose and the Con’s Ghastly Deficit Game
As you know Rona Ambrose is the interim leader of the Cons, and she claims that it's now a totally new/nouveau party.But sadly for Rona she inherited the remnants of the freakish gang that ran Stephen Harper's PMO.And since as we also know she&…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Celebrating Spring and the Light After the Darkness of the Cons
At first glance it might seem like a strange way to celebrate the arrival of Spring in the Great White North, and the end of the Great Darkness.By turning out the lights.Prime Minister Justin Trudeau joined Canadian organizers of Earth Hour in askin…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Strange Search for Stephen Harper
It has to be the most bizarre disappearing act in Canadian political history. The way Stephen Harper turned into an invisible man, or one with a baseball cap pulled down over his eyes so nobody can recognize him.And has rarely been spotted, and never…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will Rona Ambrose Ever Understand Why Justin Trudeau Is So Popular?
It's seems like an easy question, why is Justin Trudeau so popular?But whatever you do please don't ask Rona Ambrose, because she doesn't have a clue.She keeps attacking Trudeau in the same brutish manner…Only to remind most Canadians why…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau, Stephen Harper, and Nerve of Peter MacKay
I was quite enjoying watching the pictures of Justin Trudeau in New York last night, championing the cause of gender equality. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was lauded as an "agent of change" at the United Nations today for pushing gender…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Margaret Wente’s Bizarre Attack on Justin Trudeau
One never knows what the Globe columnist Margaret Wente is going to write about next.One moment she acts like our very own Marie Antoinette, lamenting the state of the modern world, and the fact that there are so many horrible young and poor people ou…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Could This Be The End of the Postmedia Empire?
As you know the Postmedia empire is in big trouble. It's buried under a mountain of debt, it's running out of money, and its reporters have been forced to tailor their articles to please their bosses.If they attack Justin Trudeau they can keep …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Has Preston Manning Finally Lost His Marbles?
For years Preston Manning has been able to maintain a thin veneer of respectability. By posing as the slightly dotty elder statesman of the Reform rednecks of Alberta.But ever since his Harperite cult was defeated in the last election, that image has…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau, Obama, and the Progressive Torch
In one of my last posts I wrote about Justin Trudeau's magical visit to Washington, and how happy I was to see him connect so well with Obama.The first black President of the United States, and a man I greatly admire.Especially at such a troubling …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Desperate Con Losers
Well Justin Trudeau's fairy tale visit to Washington is over.And no doubt the entire Trudeau family is resting up after their extraordinary performance…Including the youngest member who also did his part to win over the Americans.And so success…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rewriting Stephen Harper’s Con History of Canada
One of the things I hated the most about Stephen Harper's years in power, was the way he tried to rewrite the history of Canada.By making it all about the monarchy and war, and erasing all mention of the peaceful values that helped make us the coun…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Joins the Oil Club
Well he's always been a member of the oil club. The grubby oil pimp who led this country to the verge of economic disaster.But now it's official. Read more »
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