Montreal Simon: What Does The Return Of Stephen Harper Mean for Canada?

In case you have been wondering whether Stephen Harper has come back from the dead to haunt us again.Or will only be with us for a short time, before returning to well deserved obscurity in that musty coffin in his basement.Well wonder no longer.For it seems he's here to stay, and attempting a full blown ...

Montreal Simon: The Strange Return of Stephen Harper

A few weeks ago he was spotted at an Ottawa McDonald's, trying hard not to be recognized, and apparently content to be living in well deserved obscurity.But appearances can be deceiving.For in fact Stephen Harper has been desperately trying to raise his shrinking profile,As the new chairman of the right-wing International Democrat Union he has ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Con’s Cowardly Fear Factor.

For many months Andrew Scheer has been making a fool out of himself by trying to scare Canadians with the idea of a carbon tax.But it's just not working, the economy is too strong.Unemployment is lower than it has been in forty years, and the good news just keeps on coming. So a desperate Scheer has ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Day the India Story Died

For months Andrew Scheer tried to keep his hyper inflated India story going, in the hope that it would make him more popular than Justin Trudeau.And for a while it seemed to work. Just a few weeks ago an Ipsos poll suggested him and his Cons were heading for a crushing victory, maybe even another majority. If an election were held ...

Montreal Simon: The Many Lies of the Con Artist Andrew Scheer

As you may know, I consider Andrew Scheer to be a serial liar, a man who lies almost as much as Donald Trump does.A liar who should have a flashing red light attached to the end of his large pointy nose to warn others he's coming.But this latest lie is so bad it's ridiculous.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Most Miserable Birthday

It will be his birthday soon. One year since since he became Con leader and began his crusade to become Prime Minister.After a Con leadership race marred by the lack of decent candidates, allegations of massive corruption, including claims that a small army of "fake conservatives" came stumbling out to vote for him, and then disappeared like ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer Reaches For The Racist Card

A week ago I wrote that Andrew Scheer was looking a little desperate. And I'm sorry to report that since then his condition has deteriorated.And now he's even more desperate.He can't use the fake India story him and the Con media cooked up.  It died of old age, and Scheer was left looking ridiculous.Then he ...

Montreal Simon: Why Andrew Scheer Is Looking So Desperate

Oh dear, poor Andrew Scheer has that desperate look on his face again. And no wonder, everything is going wrong.Last night his "emergency pipeline debate" went nowhere, after all he could do was shout "Mr Trudeau build that pipeline!!!!"Which seemed a bit ridiculous, considering the situation, especially since the Prime Minister is in Europe.So most of ...

Montreal Simon: The Ghastly Return of Stephen Harper

I know this may be hard to believe, but after attacking Stephen Harper almost every day for almost ten years, my memories of him and his grim decade of darkness had started to fade.And I almost felt sorry for him. After all I said to myself, he's not the Great Leader he once was. People ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Fake Conservatives

It's easy to forget that the Con leadership race that Andrew Scheer won, was tainted by widespread allegations of vote rigging and membership fraud.And that even a few days before the final vote, Maxime Bernier was leading the other candidates, and Scheer wasn't even in contention.  But somehow he managed to cross the finishing line ahead of ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer, Ezra Levant, and the Trumpling Question

As long as I can remember I've always considered the Cons to be more American than Canadian.And since Andrew Scheer became their leader I've often wondered whether his  party has been receiving money from some of the sinister billionaires who have been bankrolling right-wing groups all over the United States.For who can forget how he tried ...

Montreal Simon: The Con Media’s Shameful Attempt to Shame the Liberals

As we all know the Con media's assault on Justin Trudeau during his trip to India was something to behold.Relentless, vicious, and since most of the Con media covered it from Ottawa and Toronto, abysmally ignorant of what was really going on in India.And hyped to the point of absurdity. But our shabby, shuffling Con stooges ...

Montreal Simon: The Many Unholy Lies of Andrew Scheer

Andrew Scheer claims to be a great Canadian and a great Christian. Not necessarily in that order.And his Easter card has a sinister looking cross on it big enough to crucify us all.Or at least crucify those who offend him and his bloodthirsty Godzilla the most. You know, liberated women, Muslims, LGBT Canadians, environmentalists, drug users, ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Nasty Dirty Little Scandal

As we all know, Andrew Scheer has been trying to keep the fake India story alive long after it rolled over and died.And recently even disrupted our parliament with an absurd and incredibly costly filibuster… Claiming that the Liberals are engaged in some kind of sinister cover-up.When the only thing sinister about about any of ...

Montreal Simon: The Grotesque Hypocrisy of the Con Clown Pierre Poilievre

For months the ghastly Con clown Pierre Poilievre has been going after Justin Trudeau for daring to take a vacation on the Aga Khan's island.And accusing him of acting unethically, as only he could.But now the annoying little clown has been revealed to be a monstrous hypocrite,And the Junket King of 2017.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Lisa Raitt and the Con Losers

Nine years ago I made a short YouTube video called Lisa and the Losers. And I must say Lisa Raitt hasn't changed a bit.She's on another losing streak, and it could be her worst. First she lost the race to replace Stephen Harper. Who she had tried so hard to impress.Then she lost her chance to run ...

Montreal Simon: David Akin and the Ugliness of the Con Media

David Akin has always been one of the shabbiest members of our grotesque Con media.Once he used to inhale Ezra Levant's farts at Sun TV News, until the farts caught fire, and it went down in flames.But it seems old habits die hard, and now he spends his days looking for any excuse to attack Justin ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Enema of My Enemies

Well he's now officially the leader, or the Boss of Bosses, of the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario.After complaining about "serious irregularities" poor old Christine Elliott has hurriedly surrendered.“After completing my review, I am confident in the results. I extend my congratulations to Doug Ford on a hard-fought campaign.” And Doug "Meat Head" Ford, Brother ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Con Clown Horror Show

I know I predicted that the Ontario PC leadership race would be a Con clown show, and it was.Their convention was a total disaster. It dragged on for hours with no result. Nobody knew what was happening. And then they had to tell everybody to leave, because the room had been booked for a bodybuilding show.Which ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Totally Insane Visit to Britain

It's a horrible image, and a scary one. Andrew Scheer wandering around in the ruins of post-Brexit Britain.Wearing his Brexit hat, and celebrating what he calls its "newfound independence."While posing as our next Prime Minister.And claiming he's there to lay the groundwork for a free trade deal.Andrew Scheer is off to London to start laying the ...

Montreal Simon: The Real Reason The Con Media Went After Justin Trudeau

Ever since the Con media ganged up to go after Justin Trudeau and his budget like a pack of rabid rats, I've been wondering what could have triggered such a frenzied orgy of naked bias.For it was frenzied, it was deeply disturbing, I had never seen anything like it. It was like the old white men ...

Montreal Simon: How A Con Plan To Smear Trudeau Backfired Disastrously

A few months ago, Hamish Marshall, the Rebel co-founder who is now the Con's campaign manager, addressed the annual gathering of uber right-wingers at the Manning Centre.And told them that if the Harper Party was ever going to return to power, it needed to regain the support of ethnic communities it had lost during the ...

Montreal Simon: Is Andrew Scheer Slowly Losing His Marbles?

Ever since the Liberal government tabled its new budget, Andrew Scheer has been looking distinctly under the weather.Or as one might say a little less delicately, looking like a man losing his marbles. But while we can all understand how he feels. The new budget is a masterful political document that will boost Justin Trudeau's already ...

Montreal Simon: The Con Media Circus and the Fake India Story

As you know, I have been portraying some of our shabby Con media in traditional  garb, to mock the way they covered Justin Trudeau's visit to India.On location, from Ottawa and Toronto.But actually I probably should have portrayed them as the latest addition to the Con clown circus.For thanks to their orgy of bias, and their ...

Montreal Simon: How The Con Media Made Themselves Look Like Idiots. Again.

As we all know, the good old boys from the parliamentary press gang have been in a frigging frenzy recently. Covering Justin Trudeau's visit to India, from Ottawa and/or somewhere in Toronto.Mocking Trudeau and his young family for dressing up in Indian garb…  Accusing him of having invited a former terrorist to dinner. Only thirty-four years after he ...