Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Long Day of the Loser

When we last left Andrew Scheer and his Rebel buddy Hamish Marshall, they were still trying to blame Justin Trudeau for ISIS and its cages.Only to remind Canadians that Stephen Harper had used that line before, and end up caging themselves.And now I'm afraid the same thing has happened again.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Inner Harper

Ever since Hamish Marshall left The Rebel to become the Con's new campaign manager, Andrew Scheer has tried hard to please him by attempting to change his image from Mr Rebel groupie to Mr Nice Guy.But no matter how hard he tries, it's just not him. He's not a nice guy, he's a nasty religious fanatic. He ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Fatal Rebel Connection

As we now know, Hamish Marshall, the Con's new campaign manager who used to work at The Rebel, has been desperately trying to change Andrew Scheer's image.From Dr Schmear and Mr Schmeagol, depending on the phase of the moon, to Mr Nice Guy, or Mr Average Canadian.But it's not easy, and it's not working. Not when ...

Montreal Simon: The Real Reason For Andrew Scheer’s Weird Ad

I knew the Cons were worried. I didn't believe them when they said that weird ad, half Forrest Gump and half serial killer, was to introduce Andrew Scheer to Canadians.When he has been around for thirteen years, and the Con media has given him all the page time or air time he wanted recently, to attack the ...

Montreal Simon: Is Andrew Scheer the New Jason Kenney?

When we last left Andrew Scheer he was walking through a quiet suburb looking like a dazed Forrest Gump, or a weirdo trying to pick up women.And now we know what the ad produced by his new Mini-Me, Hamish Marshall, the nasty little man who used to work for the hate mongering Rebel, is supposed to ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Monstrous New Ad Campaign

I knew that it wouldn't be long before Hamish Marshall, who once worked for Ezra Levant's hate mongering rag The Rebel, would start telling Andrew Scheer what to do.In his new role as the Con's election campaign manager. The one who is supposed to help Scheer become Prime Minister, after having managed his winning leadership campaign.I also ...

Montreal Simon: Why Does The Con Media Hate Justin Trudeau So Much?

Well it's now been two days since the Con media went after Justin Trudeau for allegedly sabotaging a trade deal by missing a meeting. In what can only be described as a pig wrestling contest. Which as you know ended badly, with our porky media looking like idiots.  Since they revealed their blatant bias, and ...

Montreal Simon: How The Con Media Were Made To Look Like Idiots

Remembrance Day is always a sad day, but it was a particularly gloomy day at the Parliamentary Press Gallery.Yesterday they were squealing like hogs, accusing Justin Trudeau of having sabotaged a trade deal by missing a meeting.And along with the creepy Andrew Schmear all but demanding that Trudeau resign IMMEDIATELY !!!! But sadly for them, ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Great Con Tax Smear

I made this little graphic yesterday to try to illustrate two points that I think need to be made, if we are still going to continue to call ourselves Canada.Not some ratty repressive Banana Republic where Big Brother might feel at home.And those points are:One, Andrew Scheer is a grubby Con artist and liar who should ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Turning of the Tide

It's hard to believe that today marks one year since Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States.It seems like so much longer.But at least he's far away in South East Asia today, and at least he doesn't have much to celebrate.Not after voters in the U.S. gave him a magnificent kick ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Millennials Who Will Destroy Him

Even though I despise Andrew Scheer with every bone in my body, I can't help feeling a little bit sorry for him. For every day he sets out to smear or schmear Justin Trudeau, and lie like a thief… Justin Trudeau’s wealthy friends pay less, while he hikes taxes on 81% of middle class Canadian families. Trudeau’s ...

Montreal Simon: The Sad Rise and Fall of the Con Dickhead Pierre Poilievre

For weeks Pierre Poilievre has been enjoying his moment in the spotlight again, attacking the Liberals as only the man known as Pee Wee or Dickhead can.While our shabby Con media licked and sucked him like a lollipop.And he must have felt like he was back in the good old days… But then on Friday ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Inner Monster

Let nobody say I didn't warn them that Andrew Scheer is a dangerous religious fanatic.For I've been trying to drive home that simple point for months.Trying to warn Canadians that Scheer is a such a religious extremist that he is quite capable of tearing this country apart.Or do anything to try to smear Justin Trudeau.And ...

Montreal Simon: Will the Turkey Senate Delay the Legalization of Marijuana?

As you may know I lost my respect for the Senate long ago, during the days when Stephen Harper ruled the roost.And those stuffed turkeys couldn't kiss his ass enough.And although Justin Trudeau allowed them to become independent, they're still gobbling like crazy.And the ghosts of Harper past still haunt the place.Read more »

Montreal Simon: How Jason Kenney Will Help Re-Elect Justin Trudeau

The other day I looked at what might happen if or when the bigot bully Jason Kenney becomes Premier of Alberta.And I warned that by blockading B.C., and declaring war on the Liberal government, he could end up ripping this country apart.But while some like Susan Delacourt are predicting that Kenney is going to be ...

Montreal Simon: The Incredible Hypocrisy of Andrew Scheer

As we all know Andrew Scheer has been turning parliament into a freak show by going after the decent Bill Morneau day in day out.Accusing him of using tax shelters, and being guilty of being rich. And all but demanding that he sell Morneau Shepell, the business his family founded.But sadly for Scheer it seems ...

Montreal Simon: The Two Faces of the Shameless Andrew Scheer

As we all know Andrew Scheer likes to pose as a nice guy with a glued on smile, who is always inviting Canadians to hear what he calls his "positive message."But let nobody be fooled, even some of his own Cons admiringly call him Andrew Smear.Some of his opponents claim that he gets a perverted kick out of smearing ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Betrayed His Own Country

We always knew Stephen Harper was a miserable coward, who at the first sign of danger ran for the nearest closet. We always knew that he hated Canada, and its values.And that he once called this country "a northern European welfare state in the worst sense of the term."But this is the absolute limit.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The CBC’s War On The Liberals (Continued)

Yesterday I wrote a post about the CBC's frenzied attempts to try to bring down the Trudeau government, and make the sinister religious fanatic Andrew Scheer Prime Minister.And how in pursuit of that goal it seems to have sacrificed its principles and its sanity. And I was pleasantly surprised to see how many people agreed with me ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Sad and Disappointing Saguenay Adventure

Oh no. Poor Andrew Scheer must have been so disappointed. I'm sure he had high hopes of winning yesterday's by-election in the Saguenay.Especially after asking the Madonna at Cap Trinité for some divine intervention.But sadly for that creepy religious fanatic, she wasn't interested.And neither were the voters.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Meet Canada’s New and Dangerous Trudeau Haters

As I'm sure you know, I have been fighting back against the virulent Trudeau hate which is infecting our country like a hideous disease.It's normalizing bigotry, it's slowly killing our Canadian values.And judging from the comments I have been receiving, is resulting in a record number of death threats aimed at Trudeau… And at myself… ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Silence of the Rats

Well the rats in our Con media must be feeling really proud of themselves. And so must Andrew Scheer.Proud and relieved.For not only did the media's assault on Bill Morneau facilitate his mugging by special interests. The kind the Cons exist to pleasure.But their chorus of phony outrage also allowed Scheer to sneak Hamish Marshall, a director ...

Montreal Simon: Celebrating the Day Justin Trudeau Defeated the Harper Cons

It's now been two years to the day since Canadians gave Justin Trudeau a crushing majority. And he sent Stephen Harper packing… And into the garbage can of history. Who can forget what a magical night it was? And who can forget what the Cons looked like once it was over.Read more »

Montreal Simon: How The Cons Became The Levant Party of Canada

As you know, Andrew Scheer shocked a lot of people the other day, by abruptly ending a newser and running away from reporters.After one of them asked him a question about his campaign manager, Hamish Marshall, and his ties to Ezra Levant's hate mongering Rebel. But while most people assumed that Scheer was just trying to cover up ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Ran From The Media

It was one of the most bizarre actions ever by a Canadian political leader, and definitely the most cowardly.Andrew Scheer was at a newser yesterday, trying to criticize AND claim the credit for Justin Trudeau's tax changes. And needless to say was already looking like an idiot.When just about ten minutes into the newser, a reporter asked a question about Scheer's ...