Montreal Simon: The Toxic Partisanship of the Con Clown Pierre Poilievre

For a long time after the Con regime went down in flames, and was humiliated beyond recognition, Pierre Poilievre all but faded into the woodwork.Or lost himself in the midst of all those Con losers. I mean just look at them.But then the fake Aga Khan scandal gave him a new lease on life, and another ...

Montreal Simon: Patrick Brown and the Fabulous Con Clown Show

I always knew the Ontario PC's leadership race was a Con clown show. But who knew it could be THAT funny?I knew Patrick Brown could play a really good mummy. But who knew he could also play a really scary Con zombie?Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Horrifying Con Valentine on Parliament Hill

Well as we all know, yesterday was Valentine's Day, a day to celebrate love.Even in that most unromantic of places, Parliament Hill.But funnily enough the way the political parties marked the day, told us a lot about who they are.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Inner Maniac

As we all know Andrew Scheer likes to portray himself as a Mr Nice Guy, the Con Forrest Gump, or the politician next door.And as you also know, I've been trying to warn Canadians that he isn't what he appears to be.Warn them that he is not a harmless Gump, or chump. He's a dangerous religious ...

Montreal Simon: Patrick Brown, Doug Ford, and the Collapse of the Con Castle

It's hard to believe that just over two weeks ago Patrick Brown was the king of his Con castle.And getting ready to bury Kathleen Wynne's Ontario Liberals in the next provincial election.He had chiseled the rough edges off his Cons, made them look like a bluish version of the Liberals, a party fit for the ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Losing War on Justin Trudeau

As you all know I'm sure, Andrew Scheer has been having a terrible week, and you can see the desperation in his face.Even the Con media is getting tired of his never-ending claim that Trudeau took an "illegal vacation" and is starting to ignore him.Or preferring to ask him questions about what he knew about the sordid ...

Montreal Simon: The Incredible Hypocrisy of Andrew Scheer’s Grubby Cons

Yesterday I wondered whether Andrew Scheer was losing his marbles, or whether he was just acting like a shabby Con artist again.And I'm afraid the answer is he's both crazy AND shameless.For he will not give up his never-ending assault on what he calls Justin Trudeau's "illegal vacation."And now he has a new angle, and it couldn't ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Went Over The Deep End

Andrew Scheer has only been Con leader for about nine months, but already there are signs that he cannot handle the pressure of being Harper Two.And is slowly losing his marbles.Yesterday I issued this warning on Twitter: And sure enough not long afterwards he went over the deep end.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Are the Scheer Cons Now More Popular Than The Liberals?

When I checked to see what Andrew Scheer was doing this weekend, I saw that he was at the Winter Carnival in Quebec City.No doubt trying to hold on to the small and shrinking number of seats the Cons have in that province.Which won't be easy, because most Quebecers strongly support Justin Trudeau, and they need ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Harper PMO Scandal

Ever since he became leader Andrew Scheer has been able to avoid the ghastly legacy of Stephen Harper and his Con regime.The leader and the regime he served so faithfully.But now Harper is suddenly back, and so is a scandal that could blow the Cons apart.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Bigot Nonos

Last Monday night Justin Trudeau attended a memorial ceremony for the victims of the Quebec City mosque massacre.And during his speech he criticized one of Quebec's largest far-right groups, La Meute or Wolf Pack.Calling them "nonos" which roughly translates as dummies or bozos.It's easy to condemn racism, intolerance and discrimination against the Muslim community. We know who ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer’s Cons Were Left Looking Like Idiots

As you know Andrew Scheer and his Cons returned to Parliament determined to pound Justin Trudeau into submission by asking him the same question over and over again.But the Liberals frustrated that dastardly plan by having their House Leader Bardish Chagger reply instead, as she did again yesterday. Which strangely enough seemed to catch the ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Ghost of Stephen Harper

For weeks Andrew Scheer has been claiming that when Parliament resumed he would destroy Justin Trudeau with a new and devastating assault on his ethics.But when it did resume yesterday, all he could come up with was more of the same. Conservative leader Andrew Scheer spent his first question period of 2018 reminding Justin Trudeau that he ...

Montreal Simon: The Monstrous Cons and the Epidemic of Hatred

A long time ago I warned that the way Stephen Harper was demonizing Justin Trudeau was cowardly and evil, and would lead this country to a very bad place,So when the bully was finally booted from office, I hoped that the Cons had learned their lesson, and would at last start acting like Canadians, instead of ...

Montreal Simon: Rick Mercer On The Incredible Drabness of Andrew Scheer

It couldn't have been a more revealing contrast. Andrew Scheer gathered with his Con caucus in Victoria.Plotting 101 ways to destroy Justin Trudeau, in a small sweaty room reeking of boredom.While Trudeau was at the Davos summit, and together with Angela Merkel, was being acclaimed as the most respected leader in the world. And the ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Angry Old Men in the Con Media

It's been almost two weeks since Andrew Scheer came rushing out to denounce Justin Trudeau for imposing un-Godly restrictions on the government's summer job program.But since then Scheer has been strangely silent about the issue, and has dropped it like a hot or hellish potato. Which is weird, considering he's a religious fanatic who would love ...

Montreal Simon: The Scary Story And Many Roles of Kellie Leitch

She came charging out of the Great White Somewhere on her trusty Canadian steed, Goober.She claimed that we were in great danger, and that only she could save our country, and its precious Tim Horton values.But sadly Kellie Leitch couldn't even save herself.And now she's finally calling it quits.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Ezra Levant and the Slow Death of The Rebel

As everybody knows Ezra Levant is Andrew Scheer's favourite right-wing YouTube host.Although relations have been strained ever since Scheer was forced to pretend he hardly knew Levant.And ran off with the co-founder of The Rebel, Hamish Marshall.Leaving Levant bobbing up and down in his own excrement, and The Rebel sinking like the Titanic.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Hijab Girl and the Bigot Cons

By now I'm sure most of you have heard the story of the 11-year-old Muslim girl in Toronto who claimed a bigot had attacked her.And how that turned out not to be true. Just a child's make believe story. Like many Canadians I was relieved the attack didn't happen, and both disappointed and mildly annoyed that ...

Montreal Simon: Blue Monday and the Gloomy Canadians

Today is Blue Monday, the day some say is the most depressing day of the year. For obvious reasons.AS the Christmas memories fade, all we are left with are a hammered bank account, a bulge around the waist, gloomy weather and a return to work after weeks of partying.  These factors all come together in ...

Montreal Simon: Why Are The Cons Trying to Hide Their Rebel Connections?

As I've mentioned many times before, Andrew Scheer must really love his Mini-Me Hamish Marshall, the co-founder of the hate mongering Rebel.Marshall led his campaign to a thirteen ballot victory at the Con leadership convention.And a grateful Scheer rewarded Marshall by making him the Con's new campaign manager, charged with returning the Harperite cult to ...

Montreal Simon: Why Do Andrew Scheer And His Cons Lie So Much?

Andrew Scheer likes to portray himself as a man on a mission, a man chosen by his God to bring truth and light to Canada.As well as an avenging Trumpkin born to rain fire and brimstone down on Justin Trudeau and his "elites."But sadly for Scheer, as even some in our Con media have pointed ...

Montreal Simon: The Slow Implosion and Appalling Cowardice of Andrew Scheer

For months Andrew Scheer has attacked Justin Trudeau like a bat out of hell.Accusing him of being incompetent, corrupt, a crook, even a terrorist sympathizer. The Con media let him and his Cons get away with it, and it has been a sordid spectacle that has badly damaged our democracy.A reminder of the days when ...

Montreal Simon: The Rise and Fall of Andrew Scheer

It's been eight months since Andrew Scheer was elected Con leader.And the Con media started singing his praises, and cheering him on as he attacked Justin Trudeau.Day after day after day.But now suddenly the Con media chorus is more muted, for obvious reasons.And some are actually turning on him.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Big Beyak Bigot Problem

As you know Andrew Scheer is now desperate to improve his image, and try to convince Canadians he is not a bigot.After the Globe editorial board questioned his commitment to tolerance.Mr. Scheer has apparently made it a priority to rebrand his party as a Canada's brightest beacon of tolerance. Based on what we've seen, he may ...