I’m not sure if this is racist or not, but it’s certainly not PC. Go Spike!
Love Spike’s commitment to the bit at the end!
Alltop is also an equal-opportunity offender.
Tag: Parody & Satire
The Skwib: Weather forecast for the UK
A lot of systems moving to the south in the United Kingdom these days.
Alltop enjoys moving south.
The Skwib: Slave Leia — a public service announcement by Kaley Cuoco
Thank god somebody is on top of this!
Alltop doesn’t see the problem.
The Skwib: I hate it when I get an attack of the Arrr-Jim-Lads
Surreal enough for you? Spike Milligan was a genius.
Alltop has NO idea what is going on.
The Skwib: No, no . . . we don’t go there
I’ll play some classic Bob Newhart later, but this is just such a great (recent-ish) sketch he did on Mad TV.
Alltop is compelled to be funny.
The Skwib: Tonto say “no information” for Kemosabe
Another great Cosby bit — the Lone Ranger and Tonto’s dysfunctional relationship. And does anyone else think it’s ironic that a hero called the “Lone” Ranger has a sidekick?
Alltop would beat the snot out of the Onion for…
The Skwib: Bill Cosby: Right, Noah’s Ark
Each afternoon I’m going to post a video of some classic comedy bits. This one always made me laugh, though there is so much more to do with Noah. (You know, him being a drunk and all.)
Alltop is several cubits to the wind.
The Skwib: Ten indisputable facts about Canada (Part Two: Culture)
To commemorate Canada Day, I decided it would be useful to clear up some common myths people have about Canada and its culture. I thought it might be especially helpful here at The Skwib, since many of its readers come from other parts of the world. You may want to read Part One, about Canadian […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: Ten indisputable facts about Canada (Part One: History)
To commemorate Canada Day tomorrow, I thought it might be useful to clear up some common myths people have about Canada and Canadian history. Many of the readers of The Skwib come from outside Canada, so this brief history may be especially helpful to you (though we Canadians can always learn more about our rich […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: Apocalypse Cow
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin’ program. And me? I was off the boat the same time as Kurtz. Sure, I’d been obeying orders, but my mind was gone. I was in fields of […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: Peter Gzowski returns to radio
Bill Freedman woke up in Bucolic City like he always did; the clock radio clicked on to the familiar sound of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. He hated listening in the summer, but what could you do? It was the only talk radio he could (barely) stomach. “Oh great, more reruns,” he thought, as he listened […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: Mad Men explained in 60 seconds
Let’s smoke inside! Scotch!
I’m very sad the next season won’t be a for a while yet.
Alltop likes smoking scotch inside too.
The Skwib: Seven things that I guarantee won’t matter in 70 years
So, you can just stop worrying, okay? everything on that is trending on Twitter today whether you look fat in those pants Facebook anything you watched on TMZ that big meeting with marketing tomorrow if you wrote a post on your blog today your broken heart (it will be mended by then). Alltop will also […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: Some things are best forgotten
Especially the movie version.
Alltop is mostly caramel at the middle.
The Skwib: The Trojan Toothbrush
But for this to work, there has to be SOME sex before hand.
Alltop loves a good wooden horse joke.
The Skwib: Superpower your career-limiting blunders with Twitter!
Yeah, as I always say — never writing something electronically that you aren’t willing to defend to the entire world.
Alltop always says what it means — funny. Thanks to Rob at Noise to Signal for another good cartoon!
The Skwib: Mobile Internet: we know everything, but we’re not any smarter
Love this Pete Homes bit about having Google on your phone. More after the clip. (Spoilers.) I only disagree with one part of this — usually the drunk know-it-all is wrong, and trying to get them to agree that they’re wrong is impossible . . . unless you have Google on your phone. When Alltop […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: Diagram: Self-Awareness
self awareness, a photo by lunchbreath on Flickr. I’d have to have more brain space for “Thoughts of Tina Fey”, except they would be “Thoughts of Charlize Theron”. Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.) –Walt Whitman Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: By all means, here is my cell phone number
This made me laugh, because I just put my cell number on my FB account. (Mostly so my friends could actually talk to me if they wanted. Not to be “safer”.)
Alltop only asked for my blood-type.
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