If and when Stephen Harper and his Con gang are ever hauled before a judge and asked to explain themselves, the first question they're going to have to answer is this one:Why when by all accounts the PMO was convulsed by the Senate scandal, is there no paper trail? Read more
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Montreal Simon: Why Obama’s Blink Means Parliament Should Be Recalled
Golly.Thank goodness for small mercies. It looks as if it's going to be a peaceful long weekend after all. Apart from the roar of fighter jets flying low over my house on final approach to the nearby air show. Because there's nothing like being woken up by a CF-18 eh?But at
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Syrian Apocalypse and the Con Klowns
I see it's going to be an apocalyptic weekend. The unofficial end of the northern summer that is never long enough. The sound of fighter jets flying low over my tree house.And of course this ghastly nightmare. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Alberta and the Climate Change Deniers
Well now we know what climate change could do to Alberta. At a minimum, temperatures in Alberta are expected to increase by 2 C over the next hundred years; all available global climate models predict this outcome. In response, Alberta's ecosystems are projected to shift northward: for example, the parkland landscape around Edmonton
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Great Escape Tour Ends Disastrously
Well, as you know, the idea was to get as far away as possible from the ghastly Senate scandals. And the media. And to try to repair Stephen Harper's tarnished image with one sunny photo-op after the other… But it all went terribly wrong. Old Duff followed him all the way.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Con Klown Tour Continues
Uh oh. Talk about bad timing. It looks like Stephen Harper's Great Escape Tour is turning into a real drama. Or a Con klown show. First a Buffalo Airways plane makes a spectacular belly landing short of the runway in Yellowknife. To remind us of the dangers of flying in the north.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Sensational Landing of Pamela Wallin
Uh oh. Everybody take cover. It looks as if this cartoon was only too prophetic. The Pamela Wallin jumbo is on final approach, and coming in for a heavy landing. An independent audit of Senator Pamela Wallin's expenses has found ineligible claims amounting to as much as $140,000, and that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Long Slow Death of Fox News North
Uh oh. Somebody call a plumber, or a mortician. It looks as if Sun TV News, also known as Fox News North or Harper TV, won't be able to make us pay to keep it on life support. Sun News Network has been denied a guaranteed spot on basic cable TV packages in
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Climate Change: The Comedy Show?
Well I didn't think anyone would be able to turn the tragedy of climate change into a comedy show. At least not since the hapless Con stooge Peter Kent returned from the Durban conference to announce that Kyoto was dead. And that was a GOOD thing.But apparently somebody has tried. And it's
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and The Nightmare at 24 Sussex Drive
OMG. It's another Con scandal AND a horror show at the same time. A Nightmare at 24 Sussex Drive. The old mansion is crumbling, but Stephen Harper is refusing to move out !!! With Prime Minister Stephen Harper declining to move his family out of 24 Sussex Drive, the National Capital Commission has
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Road to Armageddon
Well there he was today in his crumbling bastion of Quebec City, in the province of the fiery nightmare, looking as shaken, or just plain weird, as I have ever seen him. Trying to reply to Obama's humiliating slap in the face. Prime Minister Stephen Harper responded Friday to U.S. President
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Surrender
He likes to pose as a patriot. Or go on and on about standing up for our sovereignty, in the True North strong and Conservative !!!!He has bombarded us with propaganda about the War of 1812, and how we beat the Americans eh?But now that the Americans are threatening to invade
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Ugly War on Diplomacy
If you want a simple illustration of where Stephen Harper's sinister Con regime is taking us, all you have to do is contrast two pictures.This picture of Bruno Saccomani, Harper's former chief bodyguard.Who now has his own limo, and somebody to open the door for him, as our new/nouveau ambassador to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Desperate War with the White House
Well I never said the end of the Con regime would be pretty eh? But who knew it would be so humiliating? Such a crude awakening. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Obama Humiliated Stephen Harper
Well we all know he's an oil pimp. We all know he says he's an economist.We all know he's been claiming that the Keystone XL pipeline would create tens of thousands of jobs in the United States. Prime Minister Stephen Harper told an American audience today that the Keystone XL pipeline "absolutely
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Great Marijuana Debate
Well I'm glad to see that Justin Trudeau has come out in favour of legalizing marijuana. For the noblest of reasons:“It’s one of the only ways to keep it out of the hands of our kids because the current war on drugs, the current model is not working. We have
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney and the Two-Headed Monster
I always knew Jason Kenney was a man of many faces eh?Some hidden and some not.I always knew he was extremely vain and incredibly ambitious.But who knew he was so inflated with his own sense of self importance, that he would steal another Minister's portfolio? Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Regime and the Maple Leaf Forever Tree
I'm sure it was just a coincidence eh? Just another leafy victim of this massive thunderstorm that smashed into Toronto yesterday. But how ironic that just days after the Con regime announced it's taking the maple leaf insignia off the shoulders of our soldiers, the Maple Leaf Forever tree should come crashing to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Creepy War on Canadians
I'll never understand why it took so long for so many Canadians to understand the true nature of Stephen Harper.Or the horror of his twisted mind.And to what nightmare place it might lead us.But now surely they must see the danger.Understand that if you dare to disagree with his plans
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Grotesque Con Cabaret
Gawd. What a difference a day makes eh?Yesterday they were just youraverage barn yard grunters.Today they're pretty in pork.But you really can't put lipstick on them, because they're still the same old Con hogs. Read more »
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