It is without a doubt the weirdest weather I have ever experienced. One moment the lake was frozen.The next moment it wasn't.Toronto and London hit record highs of 14 C on Wednesday morning while Windsor saw a 15 C high early in the day, shattering the Jan. 30 record of
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Montreal Simon: Jimbo Flaherty’s War on Kevin Page
As you know Jimbo Flaherty, the Con man now posing as a Finance Minister, really hates Kevin Page, the Parliamentary Budget Officer. And for all the right reasons.For proving him wrong over and over again, and making him look like he doesn't know what he's doing.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Rob Ford is a Useful Buffoon
He was so sure he was going to lose, they had to hire a squeegee kid to mop the sweat off his ample brow.And when he found out he had got off on a technicality, he was so relieved he sounded like the new and improved Rob Ford.He stood at
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How To Stop the Sun News Money Grab
Golly. Call me Nostradamus eh? Almost three years ago I wrote this about the outhouse gang at Sun News Network aka Fox News North:They don't have the money, or the infrastructure, or the talent, to compete for even a small part of that tiny news market. Or even to be
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Idle No More and the Ugly Canadians
One of the many things the Idle No More movement has done is force many Canadians to stare at the face of the real Canada.And in the process take a good look at themselves.But what I can't help but wonder is now that they have, do they like what they
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Media Assault on Idle No More
There was an incredibly revealing moment today. A moment that summed up the way many in the MSM have been going after Chief Spence and the Idle No More movement.And like it has been all along, it was both banal and brutal.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jim Flaherty and the Theatre of Cruelty
You might think that Jim Flaherty would be satisfied with ramming through his latest Trojan Horse budget.His ghastly swollen beast stuffed to the gills with toxic waste.But no. Now he's going after seniors and the Canada Pension Plan. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Slaughtered Children and the Gun Nutz
I'm sure you know how I feel about guns and gun violence. And how I feel about those who hurt children.So you can imagine how I feel about this horror.A heavily armed man opened fire inside a Connecticut elementary school Friday leaving 27 dead — including 20 children — and
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cons and the War on Christmas
Oh my Ding Dong. Deck the gazebo with boughs of holly. Or steaming mounds of horse shit.Tony Clement, the King of Muskoka and the Minister of Misery, wants us all to know something REALLY important.He's no grinch, and the Cons don't hate Christmas. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Betrayal
Well I suppose we should have known eh?This is after all Con Canada, home of the Porky Action Plan.But it turns out that if we want to know what's in the Nexen deal for Canadians, we have to ask the Chinese. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rex Smurphy and the Harp Daddy Cabaret
He is the worst and most divisive Prime Minister in Canadian history.A cold, cruel, right-wing ideologue who is trying to change this country beyond recognition, without the consent of most of its citizens.He has made a mockery out of our Parliament, bullied his opponents, and muzzled scientists. He is a
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Big Sellout
Historians will probably debate whether it was the strange smile, or the way he opened his mouth and showed his teeth, that gave the game away.Or whether it was the spiffy straw hat.But nobody will be able to deny that Great Helmsman Leader tried to do the impossible today.Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the F-35 Debacle
Oh no. Tora, Tora, Tora !!!!!!I mean… Mayday, Mayday, Mayday !!!!!It looks as if Stephen Harper's plans for Total World Domination, have come crashing down to earth.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day The Cons Went Wild
They have turned our Parliament into a circus, and our democracy into a farce.They strangle debate, they never answer any questionsJust repeat one Big Lie after the other.They mock their opponents, like a gang of bullies drunk with power.But this is the absolute limit. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why John Baird Should Be Fired
Three days ago he was the mouth that roared. Lecturing U.N. delegates like some crazed televangelist, as if they were children.Blasting the Palestinians for daring to ask for humble observer status, claiming it was an "impediment to peace."…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Benny and Steve Got Hitched
Oh no. How could I have been so wrong?This is no mere bromance, no sordid one or fifty-night stand.This the real thing. Harper tweeted on Saturday that he spoke to Netanyahu and that he "thanked Canada for its friendship and principled position …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: John Baird and the Palestine Shame
I didn't think it was possible that John Baird could shame this country further. Make us look more like stooges, oddballs, or just plain weird eh?But somehow he managed. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Another Good Reason Rob Ford Should Go
When I saw Rob Ford today, sort of apologizing for the first time in his life, I'm almost felt sorry for him."Looking back, maybe I could have expressed myself in a different way. To everyone who believes I should have done this differently, I…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Humiliating Weekend
Golly. It must be a case of reverse voodoo eh?The more pins Stephen Harper sticks into his Justin Trudeau doll, the more Justin laughs.And the more Great Macaca Leader squeals.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: In the Court of the Con Clowns
According to a recent poll only about 16 percent of Canadians now trust Stephen Harper and his insane Con clown posse.And who can blame them eh? Because today was such a three-ring circus it really makes you wonder whether they are mentally fit to rema…
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