It didn't take long for Doug Ford to show his total lack of class, and what kind of Premier he will be.For only minutes after he was declared the winner, he burst onto the stage to soak up the sweaty cheers of his fanatical supporters, stick his orange face into
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Montreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Scandalous Campaign Platform
For most of the Ontario election campaign Doug Ford has acted as only a Con clown, or a snake oil salesman could. Attacking his opponent's economic platforms, without having one of his own. And making all kinds of wild promises.He said he'd tell us how much all of those promises would cost,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Chickened Out On Doug Ford
When it looked like Doug Ford was heading for a crushing majority, him and Andrew Scheer were the best of buddies.And Scheer even made plans to hit the campaign trail with him.But what a difference a few weeks can make.Now when the wounded Ford needs him the most, Scheer has
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Beware of Doug Campaign
It's the final debate the Ontario election campaign. The stakes couldn't be higher.And you can be sure that Doug Ford's Team Harper handlers have been trying to hammer one talking point after the other into him.For with his polls heading south, and his campaign dented by scandal, it could very well
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Slow Collapse of the Doug Ford Campaign
Doug Ford is still trying to buy votes, and is now promising to sell beer and wine on every street corner.No doubt to try to make people forget that he could be the Premier of Canada's most powerful province in less than three weeks.And he still has a comfortable lead in
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Humiliation of Jason Kenney
Well it's the night of the Royal Wedding, and maybe a little dress up, and a little Vaseline on the lens, will make Jason Kenney feel better after his bruising bout with Justin Trudeau.Where he insulted Trudeau in the most queenish manner, by claiming he had the political depth of a "finger
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney’s Deplorable and Deeply Disturbing Meltdown
I have followed Jason Kenney's long and sordid career for years, and I have watched him disgrace himself over and over again.In Ottawa he was appalling, in Alberta he is threatening to be even more deplorable.His ugly outbursts are legendary.And his latest meltdown couldn't be more disturbing.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Strange Return of Stephen Harper
A few weeks ago he was spotted at an Ottawa McDonald's, trying hard not to be recognized, and apparently content to be living in well deserved obscurity.But appearances can be deceiving.For in fact Stephen Harper has been desperately trying to raise his shrinking profile,As the new chairman of the right-wing
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Many Similarities Between Doug Ford and Donald Trump
As I predicted before the campaign began, Doug Ford's Team Harper handlers are trying to muzzle him.Or at least restrict media access to him, just like they did with their Great Fallen Leader.To try to prevent Ford from sticking one or both feet in his mouth.But it's just not working.Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Day the India Story Died
For months Andrew Scheer tried to keep his hyper inflated India story going, in the hope that it would make him more popular than Justin Trudeau.And for a while it seemed to work. Just a few weeks ago an Ipsos poll suggested him and his Cons were heading for a crushing victory, maybe
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Ghastly New TV Show
When we last left Doug Ford he had been muzzled by the Harper gang who are running his campaign, after being caught on tape offering to carve big chunks out of Greater Toronto's Greenbelt, and hand them over to salivating developers.Muzzled like Hannibal the cannibal in The Silence of the Lambs,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Doug Ford Was Exposed As A Fraud
The Team Harper gang that is running Doug's Ford's campaign, gave him the tinny slogan "For The People," to try to make him look like he really is a man of the people. But sadly for them he's a millionaire, and you know, Dougie will be Dougie.A few years ago he
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Incredible Hypocrisy of the Con Clown Tony Clement
They called Tony Clement Tony Gazebo, for building one during the G8 summit nowhere near the summit, but in the middle of his riding.Of all the scandals of the Harper years, that scandal is one of the easiest to remember.Even though there were so many others, like the time he gutted
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Most Miserable Birthday
It will be his birthday soon. One year since since he became Con leader and began his crusade to become Prime Minister.After a Con leadership race marred by the lack of decent candidates, allegations of massive corruption, including claims that a small army of "fake conservatives" came stumbling out to vote for
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer Reaches For The Racist Card
A week ago I wrote that Andrew Scheer was looking a little desperate. And I'm sorry to report that since then his condition has deteriorated.And now he's even more desperate.He can't use the fake India story him and the Con media cooked up. It died of old age, and Scheer
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Justin Trudeau Struck Back At Andrew Scheer
For almost a year Andrew Scheer has gone after Justin Trudeau like a creature out of Hell.He has attacked him day after day after day, as only a religious fanatic and alt-right sympathizer could.He has made frothy Trudeau hate normal, he has corrupted the very soul of this country, and made
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Total Humiliation Of Mad Max Bernier
As you know Maxime Bernier likes to portray himself as the hero of the Mad Max movies.Or at least the extreme libertarian version of that series.Where the lonesome hero wanders through an apocalyptic landscape dodging Big Government agents who are always trying to tax Canadians to death, or control their minds.But
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Bus and the Road To Ruin
I see that Doug Ford has unveiled his shiny new bus.And a shiny new slogan: "For the People."So he can ride in comfort all over Ontario, giving the people the thumb.While giving the media the finger. Because as you may know, he's not giving them a bus to follow him.So it
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Andrew Scheer Was Duped By An India Story. Again
Ever since Justin Trudeau's trip to India was made to look like a disaster by the shabby stooges in the Con media, Andrew Scheer has gone crazy with Indian fever.He's still trying to make the India story sound like it's the biggest story in Canada. Even though it died of old age
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Humboldt Vigil and the Crassness of Andrew Scheer
I watched the vigil for the Humboldt Broncos last night, and although I'm not religious, I still found it extremely moving.For it is a very sad story, and it couldn't be more Canadian. Buses roaring through the night carrying young players to their next game many, many, miles away. And sometimes
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