Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer Reaches For The Racist Card

A week ago I wrote that Andrew Scheer was looking a little desperate. And I'm sorry to report that since then his condition has deteriorated.And now he's even more desperate.He can't use the fake India story him and the Con media cooked up.  It died of old age, and Scheer was left looking ridiculous.Then he ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Justin Trudeau Struck Back At Andrew Scheer

For almost a year Andrew Scheer has gone after Justin Trudeau like a creature out of Hell.He has attacked him day after day after day, as only a religious fanatic and alt-right sympathizer could.He has made frothy Trudeau hate normal, he has corrupted the very soul of this country, and made us look and smell more ...

Montreal Simon: The Total Humiliation Of Mad Max Bernier

As you know Maxime Bernier likes to portray himself as the hero of the Mad Max movies.Or at least the extreme libertarian version of that series.Where the lonesome hero wanders through an apocalyptic landscape dodging Big Government agents who are always trying to tax Canadians to death, or control their minds.But I see Bernier as the ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Bus and the Road To Ruin

I see that Doug Ford has unveiled his shiny new bus.And a shiny new slogan: "For the People."So he can ride in comfort all over Ontario, giving the people the thumb.While giving the media the finger. Because as you may know, he's not giving them a bus to follow him.So it will be harder to ask ...

Montreal Simon: How Andrew Scheer Was Duped By An India Story. Again

Ever since Justin Trudeau's trip to India was made to look like a disaster by the shabby stooges in the Con media, Andrew Scheer has gone crazy with Indian fever.He's still trying to make the India story sound like it's the biggest story in Canada. Even though it died of old age weeks ago… But so desperate ...

Montreal Simon: The Humboldt Vigil and the Crassness of Andrew Scheer

I watched the vigil for the Humboldt Broncos last night, and although I'm not religious, I still found it extremely moving.For it is a very sad story, and it couldn't be more Canadian. Buses roaring through the night carrying young players to their next game many, many, miles away. And sometimes not making it.  The hockey ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford And The Bigot Elephant In The Room

It's now a recurring nightmare. The hellish vision of Doug Ford swinging from the CN tower and bellowing like King Kong:"I'm da Premier of Ontario!!!!" Now that the polls show him apparently heading for a gorilla of a majority. And as if that wasn't bad enough, then there's this other poll suggesting that men are mostly responsible for what would ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer, Ezra Levant, and the Trumpling Question

As long as I can remember I've always considered the Cons to be more American than Canadian.And since Andrew Scheer became their leader I've often wondered whether his  party has been receiving money from some of the sinister billionaires who have been bankrolling right-wing groups all over the United States.For who can forget how he tried ...

Montreal Simon: The Con Media’s Shameful Attempt to Shame the Liberals

As we all know the Con media's assault on Justin Trudeau during his trip to India was something to behold.Relentless, vicious, and since most of the Con media covered it from Ottawa and Toronto, abysmally ignorant of what was really going on in India.And hyped to the point of absurdity. But our shabby, shuffling Con stooges ...

Montreal Simon: Why Doug Ford Must Never Become Premier

As you probably know, I honestly believe that Doug Ford is unfit to lead anything, let alone the province of Ontario.And that if that brutish Con clown ever does become Premier, he might bring down the whole country.While making us look like Trumpland North, just smaller and even more ignorant. So the rest of the civilized world can laugh ...

Montreal Simon: Why Is the CBC So Determined To Destroy Itself?

I got a chance to watch most of Power and Politics yesterday, and although I was reasonably impressed by its new host Vassy Kapelos, the editorial direction of the program itself was an absolute disaster. As usual.Yet another example of either total incompetence and/or naked bias.And one more example of why so many disappointed Canadians now ...

Montreal Simon: The Grotesque Hypocrisy of the Con Clown Pierre Poilievre

For months the ghastly Con clown Pierre Poilievre has been going after Justin Trudeau for daring to take a vacation on the Aga Khan's island.And accusing him of acting unethically, as only he could.But now the annoying little clown has been revealed to be a monstrous hypocrite,And the Junket King of 2017.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Lisa Raitt and the Con Losers

Nine years ago I made a short YouTube video called Lisa and the Losers. And I must say Lisa Raitt hasn't changed a bit.She's on another losing streak, and it could be her worst. First she lost the race to replace Stephen Harper. Who she had tried so hard to impress.Then she lost her chance to run ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Shameful Contempt for Parliament

Andrew Scheer was without a doubt the worst Speaker of the House of Commons in modern Canadian history.A Speaker so biased, so incompetent, and so depraved, that he allowed his fellow Cons to make a mockery out of our Parliament.Cutting off debate, heckling and howling like beasts, stomping around like bullies, defecating on our values and ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Tin-Pot Northern Trump

I'm always glad to get back to Canada, even after the shortest trips abroad. Especially  at this time of the year, when if you bundle up it almost feels like Spring in The Great White North.And at Sugar Beach in my neighbourhood, if you've got a good imagination, you can almost dream of summer.But this ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Ugly Canadians

I must admit that I never paid too much attention to Doug Ford until recently. I just saw him as the lesser half of the ghastly Ford Brother's Comedy and Horror show that almost tanked Toronto.A political thug who tries to intimidate anyone who doesn't agree with him. A millionaire who claims he's fighting the "elites" ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Theocon Conspiracy

We already knew that Doug Ford arranged to get anointed in a church to solidify the support of social conservatives.We knew that he has promised to make it harder for young women to get an abortion, harder for LGBT kids to be safe in our schools, and that the thought of all that young meat had the religious ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Con Clown Horror Show

I know I predicted that the Ontario PC leadership race would be a Con clown show, and it was.Their convention was a total disaster. It dragged on for hours with no result. Nobody knew what was happening. And then they had to tell everybody to leave, because the room had been booked for a bodybuilding show.Which ...

Montreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Taming of Donald Trump

Justin Trudeau has always known how to handle Donald Trump better than any other world leader, with the possible exception of Vladimir Putin.He knows how to use his charm to disarm him. He knows how to avoid the grip of a bully.He knows how to return the favour, and squeeze Trump's tiny hands like a rubber ball. ...

Montreal Simon: The Embarrassing Adventures of Andrew Scheer (Continued)

As I'm sure you remember, when we last left Andrew Scheer, he was standing outside the mother of all parliaments desperately trying to get a photo-op with Theresa May.On Day One of his Great Con Tour of Britain, designed to fool the millions of Canadians who still know almost nothing about him, into thinking he was ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Totally Insane Visit to Britain

It's a horrible image, and a scary one. Andrew Scheer wandering around in the ruins of post-Brexit Britain.Wearing his Brexit hat, and celebrating what he calls its "newfound independence."While posing as our next Prime Minister.And claiming he's there to lay the groundwork for a free trade deal.Andrew Scheer is off to London to start laying the ...

Montreal Simon: Michelle Rempel and the YouTube Bully Channel

We don't hear much from Michelle Rempel these days. Ever since her political sugar daddy Stephen Harper faded to black, or blue, her paint has been peeling off too.And she's not happy.Once she was a rising star, or at least that's what the Con media said. And she was in the news all the timeBut these days she ...

Montreal Simon: Is Andrew Scheer Slowly Losing His Marbles?

Ever since the Liberal government tabled its new budget, Andrew Scheer has been looking distinctly under the weather.Or as one might say a little less delicately, looking like a man losing his marbles. But while we can all understand how he feels. The new budget is a masterful political document that will boost Justin Trudeau's already ...

Montreal Simon: The Con Media Circus and the Fake India Story

As you know, I have been portraying some of our shabby Con media in traditional  garb, to mock the way they covered Justin Trudeau's visit to India.On location, from Ottawa and Toronto.But actually I probably should have portrayed them as the latest addition to the Con clown circus.For thanks to their orgy of bias, and their ...

Montreal Simon: How The Con Media Made Themselves Look Like Idiots. Again.

As we all know, the good old boys from the parliamentary press gang have been in a frigging frenzy recently. Covering Justin Trudeau's visit to India, from Ottawa and/or somewhere in Toronto.Mocking Trudeau and his young family for dressing up in Indian garb…  Accusing him of having invited a former terrorist to dinner. Only thirty-four years after he ...