I always knew Rona Ambrose was hopelessly incompetent. I knew that she had managed to bungle every job she was ever given.I knew she made people laugh without trying, and for all the wrong reasons. But who knew she was a REAL stand-up comedian?Read mo…
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Montreal Simon: The Incredibly Sad and Sorry State of the Harper Party
I can only imagine what Stephen Harper must be telling his psychiatrist these days.But if he's claiming he's still a Great Economist Leader it must be crazy stuff. As his oily obsession and his rampant incompetence come back to haunt us.And …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rona Ambrose and the Monster in the Room
Oh dear, pity poor Rona Ambrose. It's all going horribly wrong. Already.She may be the interim Queen of the Cons, but she's finding her throne so uncomfortable, she might as well be sitting on the prickly parts.Party officials have been complai…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Stephen Harper’s Economic Record Needs to Be Put on Trial
Stephen Harper hasn't been seen in public now for almost a month, and almost nobody knows where he is hiding.Some say he's still in Las Vegas, others say he's been spotted in Mexico.But he might as well have never left.Because his ghastly l…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rona Ambrose and the Dilapidated State of the Harper Party
It tells you a lot about the dilapidated state of the Harper Party, and the lamentable judgment of their hapless interim leader Rona Ambrose.That just a few days after being criticized by some anonymous party officials for failing to properly organi…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Media Says Kevin O’Leary Would Make a Great Prime Minister
When Kevin O'Leary announced that he is thinking of running for the leadership of the Harper Party, I thought that most Canadians would shake their heads in disbelief.Or burst out laughing.But it seems I was wrong. Because believe it or not, some…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will Kevin O’Leary Be the New Leader of the Cons?
Well now we know why Kevin O'Leary came charging out the other day.Claiming he was willing to invest a million dollars in Alberta's sagging oil industry if Rachel Notley resigned.And looking and sounding a lot like Donald Trump.Because believe…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Kevin O’Leary’s Disgraceful Assault on Rachel Notley
As if Rachel Notley, the decent NDP Premier of Alberta, didn't have enough real problems.Plunging oil prices, growing unemployment, a flood of death threats from that province's ignorant and violent rednecks.Now she has another monkey on her …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Twilight of the Cons
As you know I've been trying to figure out why Stephen Harper has been keeping such a low profile that some are now calling him the invisible man.And why he hasn't been seen in public since that strange sighting in Las Vegas.Where he was spotte…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Justin Trudeau’s Honeymoon Will Continue
Yesterday I tried to explain why I believe it's going to be very hard for the Cons and their friends in the media, to dent Justin Trudeau's popularity.Or end his honeymoon.And how polls like this one.Were driving Cons like Stephen Taylor wild…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day the Ghost of Stephen Harper Came Back to Haunt Us
Another day has gone by, and Stephen Harper is still missing. There have been more UFO sightings in the last month than there have been of him.So I'm glad to see the pictures on the milk cartons have been updated to show how desperate he might look…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Saudi Arabia and the Shameless Con Clowns
The situation couldn't be more dire or more dangerous.Saudi Arabia's execution of 47 prisoners, including the well known Shia cleric Nimr al-Nimr, has set off a firestorm in the region.It's threatening to lead to an all-out confrontation b…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Michael Harris On Rona Ambrose and the Con War On Electoral Reform
As we all know, Rona Ambrose can on occasion, and even without realizing it, be quite funny.Like the time she found herself agreeing with Australia's Stoner Sloth that marijuana makes you stupid.Because she should know eh?About the stupid.And as Mi…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Panic of the Cons and the Idiocy of Margaret Wente
As you know, the Con zombies and their friends in the media have been attacking Justin Trudeau and his plan to change the electoral system as if there was no tomorrow.After having realized there will be no tomorrow for them, once the first past the po…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cons Threaten to Block Electoral Reform
Yesterday I told you how Rona Ambrose, her shellshocked Harper party, and their friends in the Con media, were in a disturbing state of zombie agitation.After it finally dawned on them that electoral reform will either change their brutish party beyon…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Clowns and the Invasion of the Referendum Zombies
Uh oh. Yesterday I told you how Rona Ambrose, in the shadowy and shrunken Con War Room now known as The Crypt, had sent out a desperate message to her equally desperate followers.After she finally realized what electoral reform is going to do to the su…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why We Don’t Need A Referendum on Electoral Reform
There's nothing that scares the Cons as much as electoral reform, and Justin Trudeau's plan to scrap the so called first past the post system.They know that it would cripple their chances of ever ruling Canada again, and that the only thing th…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Lynton Crosby and the Harper Horror Show
I'm sure it was the last thing Stephen Harper needed to know, in his present mental condition.Know that Lynton Crosby, his Aussie political guru, who he had counted on to help him win the election, with his ugly politics of division…Only to fail…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Saddest and Most Miserable Year
Wherever he is hiding, in Canada or Las Vegas, Stephen Harper must be staring at the picture of this billboard in Calgary, trying to jump up and down, waving his arms in the air, and shouting:"You see, I told you, I told you. They love me, they r…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Low Will the Cons Go to Smear Justin Trudeau?
Let it not be said that the Cons will stop at anything to try to bring down Justin Trudeau.Or that Trudeau isn't driving the Cons CRAAAAZY.For there was Stephen Harper's former flak Andrew MacDougall yesterday, trying to ruin Justin's Chris…
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