For starters he has a murderer, of his ex wife and her friend Ron Goldman, that he has to track down. He sure canna do it if he is locked up in Nevada.The Associated Press runs with the news that “O.J. Simpson went before a parole board and pleaded for
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The World Famous Dan Shields: 6287…Tory Oh Tory
Yahoo.com tells all that the Stephen Harpers have done it again. They open their piece with this prose “This has to be one of the biggest blunders in the history of Canadian political mail-outs. There are multiple reports about Conservative MPs sending out flyers touting their programs that help disabled
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6285…You’re Too Black For Me
Italy. Italy. Italy.Reuters reports that on Friday the Italian Minister For Integration, Cecile Kyenge, had bananas tossed at her at a party rally Cervia, central Italy. The bananas were tossed in protest against the minister’s proposal to make anyone born on Italian soil a citizen.Catherine Hornby writes that “Kyenge has
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6284…You’re Too Fat For Me
Says New Zealand.Fairfax NZ News tells the world that “A South African chef has been told by authorities in New Zealand that’s he’s too fat to be permitted to live in the country. Albert Buitenhuis, who weighs 130 kilograms, faces expulsion from the country he’s called home since 2007.” CBC’s
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6283…Meet And Eat With Premier Wynne
Ottawa, 1901 Bank Street, Sunday at 10 30. Breakfast with Kathleen Wynne, the Premier of all that is Ontario, at the campaign headquarters of Ottawa South candidate John Fraser. Say hi pour moi. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6282…Swedish Meatballs
Those are the opening two words of the headline in The National Post. The opening two paragraphs are: A Swedish politician who wanted to show his new tattoo to followers on a social media site accidentally revealed far more than he intended.Lars Ohly, former leader of Sweden’s Left Party, posted
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6281…Make Justin Trudeau Be Quiet
We are down in the polls, eh? Methinks it is coz Justin Trudeau and his cabal have lost sight of their purpose. Their purpose being to run Canada. Headlines like this from The National Post are sinking Team Red deeper down in the polls. Justin Trudeau wants to legalize marijuana
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6280…You, Yes You, Are Sooooo Old
Mick Jagger turns 70 today. If you don’t use it. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6279…Celine Dion Order Of Canada
Who deserves it more than her? Celine Dion, the second biggest Canadian name on the world stage, is going to get the Order of Canada. With her husband and svengali. In Quebec City. Today. Good on her. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6278…In Ottawa This Weekend?
This is where you want to be. NBA players, European pros, Carleton and other university players plus great streetballers. Seven bucks for the weekend. Cray cray. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6277…Courage Is Hip
Cut and paste from Upworthy.com. What actress Tilda Swinton did in Russia is courage defined. Below, she’s holding a pride flag in Red Square. That seems like no big deal until you know that it’s illegal in Russia to have “propaganda of nontraditional sexual relations” in public places. That basically
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6277…George Bush I Is A Mensch
The 89 year old ex POTUS shaved his head in support of a young friend with the big C. Mensch. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6276…Rob Ford Makes Mad Magazine
The September issue of Mad has this. 5 Signs Your Mayor is Smoking Crack… 1. Inauguration cancelled due to “invisible spiders.”2. Office supplies from city hall keep turning up on Craigslist.3. Frequently wakes up in cities he doesn’t recognize shouting “I didn’t approve these changes!!”4. Proposes balancing budget by stealing
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6275…Hipster Traps
They are appearing all over the cool parts of NYC. From the laughingsquid.com. I hope to see some on Queen Street, in Hintonburg and on The Plateau. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6274…Tim Hudak Says Nothing As Usual
Look don’t get me wrong I bleed Liberal red but if there was ever a time that they could be taken out in Ontario this would be the time. It’s just that Tim Hudak is, thankfully, such a stronzo. Seriously, dya think the Liberals don’t believe in jobs and kids?
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6272…Virginia Is For Lovers
Who are missionaries, if you know what I mean. Rawstory.com reports that “On Monday, hosts of ABC’s The View blasted Republican Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli over his campaign to reinstate a ‘Crimes Against Nature’ law that would outlaw oral and anal sex even between consenting straight couples.”What was it Trudeau I said about
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6271…500 Coffees Paid Fwd In Edmonton
How cool is this.CBC Edmonton reports that a mystery man went into a Tim Horton’s yesterday on Jasper Ave, that’s the main drag btw, in the Alberta capital and bought 500 cups of coffee on suspension. Meaning that the next 500 people who went into that Timmy’s got free coffee.“‘We
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6270…Buy George Zimmerman A Gun
To refresh yer memory he is the dude who was acquitted of murdering Trayvon Martin. This means he is not a murderer; just a killer. The Washington Times says “…that even though Zimmerman was acquitted by a jury, the Justice Department on Thursday ordered the Sanford police to put a hold on the evidence from the trial,
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6269…Dean Del Mastro In The News
Boy oh boy I hope he doesn’t eat when he is anxious. Coz if he does he is gonna have to trot, er waddle, down to Moore’s and get his suits let out. The Ottawa Citizen [and every other decent fish wrap in Canada] had a story yesterday/today about the esteemed
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6268…What To Name The Baby
Best comes from The Milky Show on Ottawa’s BOB FM. WFDS
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