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The World Famous Dan Shields: 3815…"That Ain’t My Junk"
Provincial PC candidate George Lepp, a world wide aensation, tells Jonathan Jenkins of the Sun that the penis posted from his Blackberry on to his Twitter account was not his.Which means they were some other dude’s.Family values.WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 3814…These Are The End Days
Harold Camping was right.Case in point was offered on the front page of today’s Metro, a free paper in Ottawa.Bees Swarm MarketOMG.In the Ottawa Sun the bees become wasps and there are just a few of them.Kind spoils the story, eh?WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 3813…Boston Pizza Is Now Vancouver Pizza
From the Vancouver Sun:The Boston Pizza website has been rebranded as ‘Vancouver Pizza.’In a show of home-town support and solidarity, Boston Pizza has become “Vancouver Pizza” — for the duration of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, anyway. The change was mad…
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 3812…Did I Say May? I Meant October!
NBC4i.com tells the world that “As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world’s end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months and the Eart…
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