Terrible.\ Gizmodo says that “BBC correspondant Pallab Ghosh was present at the meat’s inaugural tasting event, and has been live-tweeting the tasters.” The consensus is that it tastes so bad that Mickey D’s are going to put it on their dollar menu. True that. WFDS
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The World Famous Dan Shields: 6306…Happy Birthday Barack Obama
53. Today. Give ‘er. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6305…Time Begins Today
NFL is back. Hall of Fame game. Boys versus The Fish. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6304…More Bad News For Tim Hudak
Kevin Kolb slipped on a rubber mat yesterday. Who’s dat, you say? Mr. Kolb is a new quarterback for Tim Hudak’s fave football team, his hometown Buffalo Bills. He has a bobo that will keep him out of practice for a while. BTW both the Bills, who haven’t made the
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6302…No Tipping Allowed In MTL
At least not on the bus. Pauline Tantost found that out the hard way. She told QMI Agency “…that she and her son were booted off the bus last week after she spent five hours in an emergency room with her two-year-old son Xavier.” Ms. Tantost said she got
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6301…Dr. Cox Was Right About Porn
He was one of the doctors on NBC/ABC’s Scrubs. He said that if they took porn off the ‘net the only site left would be Bringbacktheporn.com. We are going to find out if that is true if what I saw on The National last week comes to fruition. A Manitoba
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6300…It’s A Turtle; It’s A Hamburger
Oh my goodness check this out from the South China Morning Post via Ned Hepburn on deathandtaxesmag.com. The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li, was about to board China Southern Airlines flight 345 to Beijing, Guangzhou Daily reported. As Li passed through airport
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6299…Message To Premier Wynne
I know the right wing papers, the Suns, and the right wing talkers, CFRA, are all about the message that was sent to Premier Kathleen Wynne. Methinks they be interpreting said message backwards and opposite to what it is. The right won one election out of five. One. Ontario’s voters
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6298…Classy Conservative
This time it is Laurie Hawn, the Stephen Harperite in Edmonton-Centre. MP Hawn, upon hearing that Paul Bernardo, the psycho killer from Southern Ontario, wants an upgrade in his living accommodations, Tweeted the following: @MPLaurieHawn Laurie Hawn So, Paul Bernardo wants nicer accommodations. Rot where you are, sicko.http://t.co/7KqD5pfPWM Way to
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6297…Buffalo Bills Fan Chokes Again
That would be Fort Erie’s own, if they haven’t disavowed him yet, Tim Hudak. He is the soon-to-be former leader of the Progressive Conservatives in Ontario. He sucks. Five by-elections yesterday in Ontario. He won one. And he really didn’t even win that one coz the candidate in Etobicoke was/is
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6296…Showtime In Ontario: Beginning Of End 4 Hudak
It is by-election day in Ontario. Five seats are up for grabs and if Tim Hudak and his Progressive Conservative’s don’t grab four of them one would think that he would be for the high jump. I hope not coz he sucks as a politician. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6295…The Ottawa The Tourists Don’t See
It is ten minutes from the Hill but a thousand miles away. Look for me in my red sombrero. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6294…Tim Hudak’s Job On The Line
If he doesn’t sweep this Thursday, oh boy. Or at least four out of five. For true, for true, for true. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6292…Dya Use Your Smart Phone During Sex?
As an aside, what is this sex thing everyone seems to be going on about?Rock 103, Memphis, drops the knowledge from University of Texas Health Science Center in San Antonio that if you feel compelled to use your cell phone during sex you may be addicted.MAY be addicted? In other ground breaking work
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6291…End Of The World Is Nigh
I am not sure what nigh means but it sounds scary. Kia Mennie, a real world and Facebook friend, saw this at The Garden Market in Smith’s Falls, Ontario. Yum E. WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6290…Pope Francis On Gays
Got this from The Atlantic. “Who am I to judge a gay person of goodwill who seeks the Lord?”Stick that in your pipe and smoke it haters.WFDS
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6289…Culling The Herd In Kentucky
You canna make this stuff up.WKYT TV, Lexington, has the story about Richard Jones, a 52 year old man, who blew himself up realllllll good. What this stronzo was doing was smoking a cigarette, outside, the way God and man intended him to. Deal was Mr. Jones was hooked up
Continue readingThe World Famous Dan Shields: 6289…George Zimmerman Gets 12K To Buy A Gun
Being George Zimmerman is almost as good as being a corrupt Senator. F’up and you still get paid. ThinkProgress tells the world that Tuesday last the Buckeye Firearms Foundation sent Mr. Zimmerman 12,150.37$ to buy a gun. The nasty police kept the one he used to kill Trayvon Martin. WFDS
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