Well I'm sorry to say that Stephen Harper wasn't able to make it to Question Period today. Although I can't say I'm surprised eh?I'm sure he knows that if Tom Mulcair gets to grill him about the Duffy Affair again, like he did last week, they'll have to wheel Great Shattered Leader out of
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Montreal Simon: The Senate Scandal and the Madness of Stephen Harper
Golly. I can only imagine how Stephen Harper must be feeling these days as he watches what was left of his tarnished reputation crumbling under the weight of scandal. Although I'd rather not eh? Because it must be a scary thing.The violent rages, the howls of betrayal. The infernal din of all the voices in
Continue readingMontreal Simon: My Tribute Video to Some Real Canadian Heroes
It's not easy looking for heroes in Harperland.Everywhere I look all I see is corruption and scandal.Grubby politicians and small greedy people.But of course there are real heroes out there.And these were four of the best Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Stephen Harper Will Never Escape Mike Duffy
Well, as you know, I've been having fun with this one for years.But today I'm really laughing my you know what off eh ?Because now I know for sure that Mike Duffy really wanted to be a Minister. Six months after he was appointed to the Senate, Mike Duffy was in consultations with
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Final Degeneracy of Stephen Harper
I told you he was desperate. I told you he was cracking up.And that it wouldn't be long before The Beast would show its face.Yesterday he was the human punching bag being pounded by the opposition.Today Stephen Harper finally snapped, went off the deep end, and started calling the opposition criminals. Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Stephen Harper Was Grilled Like a Criminal
It was without a doubt the best Question Period I have ever watched.The day Stephen Harper was finally forced to answer questions about the Senate scandal. And was roasted like a chicken, or grilled like a criminal.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Boss Harper and the Ford Duffy Nightmare
Golly. I'm sure Stephen Harper must look back fondly at the time when he had big plans for Rob Ford.Those happy days when him and Big Boy could pose together under the logo of the Toronto police, declare they were for law and order, unlike the opposition who were for the criminals.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Real Horror of the Rob Ford Show
He's spent the last week running from the media. Refusing to answer questions about a video that shows him smoking crack with a bunch of criminals.Then he gets to go on his own radio show and claim that there is no video, and the media are maggots. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Doug Ford, Drugs, Robocalls, and the Harper Mob
It was another chilling moment in a story that just keeps getting more and more disturbing.Doug Ford, Rob's big brother, turning to the camera this afternoon to say this to the editor of the Globe and Mail:"John Stackhouse you are a disgusting human being…if you have a family if you
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford and the Con Kingdom of Denial
For eight days he turned Canada's largest city into a circus, and the laughing stock of the world.For eight days he refused to answer any questions about whether he was caught on camera smoking crack and making racist and homophobic comments.Only to emerge today, with his head shaved like Colonel Kurtz
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Amazing Last Stand of Senator Duffy
OMG. What did I do to deserve this? So I can do it again, and again, and again.Because this is just too good to be true eh? As if that Con scandal in the House of Pork wasn't already one of the most amazing shows I've seen recently. Right up there with The Bates
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why the Rob Ford Scandal is also Hurting the Harper Cons
OMG. This is so spooky.I knew they were as close as peas in a pod.I remember how in that video of them at Rob Ford's bush party, they were falling all over each other.But who knew that just days after Stephen Harper lost his Chief-of Staff, Rob Ford would fire
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Peruvian Apology
Well it took a long time, and he had to travel all the way to Peru, before he finally agreed to talk to the media about the sordid Senate scandal.But today he did allow reporters to ask him TWO questions.So he could tell people in Canada he's very, very, very sorry.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Piggy That Won’t Go Away
As I watched Stephen Harper walk up the steps of his getaway jet today, I can only imagine what he must have been thinking.I'm leaving the piggy behind.They can't question me, or arrest me…. in Peru.And I told them NOTHING !!!! Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Horse Whisperer
He is angry, he is desperate, his whole world is collapsing around him under the weight of scandal.The Duffy problem just keeps getting worse. Making it almost impossible to claim that he didn't know what was going on.His shell shocked caucus is revolting. Demanding that he do something, anything, to make this nightmare
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Nigel Wright and the Corruption of Stephen Harper
I don't know why Nigel Wright decided to sell his soul to a man like Stephen Harper, the sinister boss of the Con mob.Or what dark force drove him to cut a $90,000 cheque for the sleazy senator Mike Duffy. A man he hardly knew.But he sure learned a hard lesson today eh? When you work
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How the Coalition Came Back to Haunt Stephen Harper
More than four years later I can still remember how frightened Stephen Harper looked.The Great Canadian Coalition was threatening to remove him from power. And the people were in the streets.He was scared, he was desperate. But in the end he survived. The Governor General gave him what he wanted.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford and the Incredible Exploding Cons
Wherever you went in Toronto today you couldn't get away from Rob Ford.Everybody was talking about him eh? Wondering whether he's a crack head, or just plain crazy.So I wasn't really surprised to find him waiting for me on my way home.And as I stared at this ghastly apparition, I
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford and the Crack Cocaine Video
He has been drunk as a skunk in public.He has given women and children the finger.He is a crass, vulgar bigot, and the worst Mayor Toronto has ever known.Now let Rob Ford explain this one. A cellphone video that appears to show Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine is being shopped around Toronto
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Mike Duffy and the Dark Heart of the Scandal
Well he's finally been kicked out of Con caucus.Senator Mike Duffy has resigned from the Conservative caucus and will sit as an Independent amid controversy over his living and travel expense claims.Even as the scandals keep on coming.Sen. Mike Duffy attempted to influence the Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission’s upcoming
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