Golly. I bet the Cons are really regretting having gone after Tom Mulcair for ignoring a stop sign on Parliament Hill.For not only did it make them look ridiculous.It also made them look hypocritical.And now to make matters even worse eh?Watch out !!!! Here comes Maxime Bernier !!! Read more »
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Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Pathology of the Cons
Well I see that even Andrew Coyne is starting to ask himself whether the Cons can save themselves from self destruction.And whether they have lost their way or lost their minds.But like all true believers he just doesn't get it. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Monster Horror Show
OMG. I see Great Monstrous Leader has retreated to the basement of 24 Sussex Drive, to lick his wounds, get away from Mike Duffy.And wait for a big electrical storm.It's horrible, it's scary. He's desperate to try to escape the Senate scandal, desperate to boost his sagging polls.But it's just not working. It
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Summer of Discontent
Well I see Stephen Harper is back in Canada after his disastrous performance at the G8 Summit.He was wrong about a Syria agreement. The other leaders did manage to cobble one together.He was wrong about Vladimir Putin. He wasn't the odd man out at the meeting, Harper was.He couldn't get a trade
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Tom Mulcair and the Troubles of Eve Adams
Well as you know Tom Mulcair got into a spot of trouble on Parliament Hill the other day.He ran a stop sign, was intercepted by the RCMP.And then mercilessly mocked by the Cons in the House of Commons. First by James Moore and then by Jason Kenney.But now it turns out
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Scumbags in the Harper PMO Strike Again
Ever since I started blogging I have used the paintings of Hieronymus Bosch to illustrate Stephen Harper's PMO.For nothing else can better portray the mixture of religious fanaticism and political degeneracy that reigns in that hellish place.They have perverted our politics, they have violated our traditions, they are the foulest bullies
Continue readingMontreal Simon: James Moore and the Framing of Justin Trudeau
In the ghastly Orwellian circus that the Cons have turned our Parliament into, it was a wonderful moment.There was James Moore, filling in for Stephen Harper, doing what he has been doing since Great Ugly Leader left for Europe in a hurry.Answering every question by smearing the opposition.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper: The Booze Tour and the Apocalypse
Uh oh. It looks as if Stephen Harper's Great Escape Tour of Europe is going disastrously wrong. The Tour has gone off the rails, and he's fallen off the wagon !!!!! He can't get a deal. He can't get away from Old Duff. He's desperately seeking sexy photo-ops to try to make people forget
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper, Rob Ford, and the Little Canada
As I paddle my way through life I'm sorry to say that so far I don't have much to brag about eh?Whenever I toot my own horn there is always somebody there, like Seb or my Mum, to gently remind me I'm not perfect. !!@#!!!But I'm proud to say that I
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Fatal Grip of the Duffinator
I'm sure historians will not fail to note that they were a REALLY odd couple.The jolly former journalist and the cold sinister leader of the Con mob.As they struggle to understand what brought them together with such fateful consequences.I used to think it was because the mob leader admired the sneaky way the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Scandalous Cons
Well there there they were today, driving through the streets of London, England, in the getaway limo.John Baird and Stephen Harper doing their best to try to escape the Senate scandal.But sadly for them the stench followed them everywhere, even into the British Parliament. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Ghastly Con Cabaret Show
Well now we know how Stephen Harper was feeling only a few hours before he won his precious majority.How he turned a mike check into a cabaret act, when he thought the cameras weren't rolling.Because now somebody called Steve Harper has uploaded a video of that performance to YouTube.And it's SCARY.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Getaway Tour
As I watched him drag himself wearily up the steps of his getaway plane, I could only imagine what Stephen Harper was thinking.I've done it !!! I've made it to the plane !!! The caucus rebels can't get me now. And even Duffy can't follow me EVERYWHERE !!@#!But sadly for Great
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will Stephen Harper Resign Before 2015?
Well last night I shared one of my favourite dreams with you eh?The one where the crazed alien Stephen Harper, battered beyond recognition by scandal, suddenly decides to quit.And I said how encouraged I was to see some big shots in the MSM also musing about whether he might resign before
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and Mike Duffy’s Excellent Vacation Adventures
Well I see Stephen Harper is getting ready to jump into his shiny new Con getaway plane, and escape to Europe.No doubt hoping that that he can leave Mike Duffy and the sordid Senate scandal behind him eh?But sadly for great cut and run leader there isn’t much business in this so-called business
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Revolt of the Con Sheep
Oh.My.Gotterdammerung. I can only imagine the grim scene inside the Harper bunker tonight.The PMO boys in a tizzy screaming "Treason !!! Treason !!!"Or "Wallin is coming !!! Wallin is coming !!!"And Great Ugly Leader in a lather screaming "Attack the CBC !!!!" Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The InSite Clinic and the Murderous Cons
People are always asking me whether I REALLY believe that the Cons should be arrested eh?And I'm always having to say yes I really do.Not just because of the way they have hijacked our democracy, and all their sordid scandals.But because they are actually prepared to hurt, or even kill
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Nigel Wright, Mike Duffy, and the Secret PMO Fund
First they told us that Nigel Wright cut a $90,000 cheque to help his old pal Mike Duffy.Because he's that kind of guy eh?Then when it turned out the two men hardly knew each other, they claimed Wright did it to save the taxpayers.But what they didn't tell us was
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Senate Scandal and the Strange Silence of Jason Kenney
Oh no. Poor Stephen Harper. He just can't get a break from that horrible senate scandal. As if having the hand of Pamela Wallin coming at him in his dreams, making it look like a sex scandal, wasn't bad enough eh? Today he had to admit that when he personally examined Pammy's expenses and declared them "satisfactory."He might
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Tom Mulcair Exposed Harper’s Inner Beast
There couldn't have been a greater contrast between the two political leaders. There couldn't have been a clearer sign that the Con regime is rotting, like a fish, from the head down.On one side there was Tom Mulcair, controlled, dignified, asking short direct questions about the sordid senate scandal.On the other
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