What would Huck Finn have said?

My favourite book in childhood, and I was an avid reader, was Mark Twain’s Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Rafting down the mighty Mississippi from adventure to adventure was as romantic a vision as a boy could have. Sadly, it appears that old Miss isn’t so mighty these days.

Due to the massive drought affecting the U.S., water levels in the river have dropped to one-quarter what they were