The government has directed Canada’s spy agency to use information that may have been extracted through torture. Public Safety Minister Vic Toews has told CSIS the government now expects the spy service to use information derived from torture in cases where public safety is at stake.
In related news, a man in police custody in Syria confessed to the murders of Jimmy Hoffa, Leon Trotsky and JFK after his testicles were wired to a car battery. He also admitted to killing the Russian royal family and making crop circles.
Answers to many questions should be forthcoming
