Gingrich pledges to keep it in his pants …. this time

Callista: “Maybe now the fat bastard will stop trying to hump me, too.”

I doubt Newt Gingrich has pledged to be faithful to his current wife other than to appease family values voters and assure a sceptical public that he can show fidelity to one woman and not cheat on his wife, as his gaudy marital history has shown.

But I think it’s just that he is now an old man who cannot get it up like