Tory Taber, fresh off Hoeppner tribute, soars the friendly skies with Lisa Raitt

Jasmine honey, get the fuck out of the way. I’ve got a new assistant. Hi, Jane!

It never ends with our little Jane Taber. Her job as she knows it is to do one thing: shill her ass off for the Conservative party. Her assignment this month it seems is to pump up the lesser female lights of the party. Today’s edition: the Minister of Labour.

Meanwhile, in the real world, the scandals keep piling up for Ms. Raitt.

Perhaps it’s a feminist thing for Taber. Who’s next? Shelly Glover? I don’t think even Tory Taber could polish that turd.

But Jane, there are female Liberals, too. And Dippers. And Greens. Just thought you’d like to know.