Rob Ford, co-mayor of Toronto, was today threatened by a middle-aged woman dressed as a princess. She was wearing a short red dress with breastplates, and offered Mr. Ford some grandmotherly advice on how to help his plummeting poll numbers. Witnesses said the co-mayor retreated quickly into his home, apparently fearing that the older woman was preparing to kick his ass.
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