Peter MacKay outed by caucus aide

OTTAWA- Defense Minister Peter MacKay was today outed by a Conservative staffer. The party insider told reporters that MacKay has long been a “man trapped inside the body of a lesbian”. His constituency office issued a brief statement, saying only that the minister was away fishing, and unavailable for comment.

Opposition critics were quick to claim the Minister of Defense orchestrated the news in a cheap attempt to meet more women