Conservative prudes win one: Schweddy Balls ice cream pulled from shelves

You gotta love organizations like One Million Moms for campaigning against the humorous (and I hear delicious) confection known as Schweddy Balls, based on an SNL sketch featuring Alec Baldwin.

You have to hand it to castrating conservative women – they really know how to get a handle on things and squeeze the life out of a party. Pity their poor husbands whose balls have never known a good time.