Man, these Conservatives sure know how to lie live the high life. Tuxedos, lobsters, jets, search-and-rescue helicopter rides.
Wow. I should be born again as a Conservative. Like waking up one morning and realizing I didn’t have to be accountable to anyone or anything. I could do as I please, dine like a king, get chauffeured around at my whim, wave a wand and have Canadians jump when I say jump, preside over a media in my pocket and never, ever have to say I’m sorry. All on someone else’s dime.
