Conrad Black so heinous, he scares the shit out of even hardened prison guards. Booted from prison.

And he’s proud of it.

NEW YORK — Conrad Black is not returning to a Florida prison because two female prison guards are too afraid of him, the former media baron said in an interview with CTV on Thursday evening. 

The women — who Black said “are not pin-up girls, believe me” — had testified against the convicted fraudster earlier this year. 

“We had a security fear that if I went back there, that I was going to assault these two women,” the Canadian-born businessman told CTV. “To go back there for seven months, I for the first time in my life, at the age of 67, am going to commit assault?

Conrad my lovely, if anyone it would be you.