Hatfields vs. McCoys – Levi Johnston sister Mercede trashes Palins

As much as I am horrified by Sarah Palin and her mindless followers, I can’t help but be entertained by the sheer trailer trash life they all continue to lead despite the fame and fortune. Here’s some of the gems from a new interview from freshly-minted Playboy model and sister of Levi, Mercede:

“Levi never liked [Bristol] to drink since it just made her more promiscuous, Bristol’s pregnancy [with Tripp] wasn’t … an accident. She and Levi planned it. They were trying to conceive for months.”

“He [Track Palin] did OxyContin and mostly cocaine. He didn’t choose to go into the Army; he went there because his mom made him, to get him out of the way so when she was at the convention they wouldn’t know he does drugs and would think he was a patriot.”

“[As president] I think she’d [Sarah Palin] have had a mental breakdown . . . As governor she quit on us. What does that say about her?”  

Mercede also reveals Bristol sent Levi the following text message, “Ever since the moment I found out I was pregnant, I prayed to God you weren’t the father.”