Ten years later

…former Preznit Georgie W Bush finally explains the embarrassingly protracted 7-minute-long brain fart that was his response to the news that New York City and the Pentagon were in utter devastation and the nation was under attack:

Former U.S. President George W. Bush says his apparent lack of reaction to the first news of the Sept. 11 2001 attacks was a conscious decision to project an aura of calm in a crisis.

At last.  After ten long years we can finally close the book, so to speak, on Georgie’s inexplicable “My Pet Goat” moment.  And to think we assumed it was the predictable performance of a degenerate brain rotted out with Everclear and syphilis.

Still, ten years makes 7 minutes look like a split-nanosecond.  What took ya?