Upcoming attack ads leaked

Our transcription monkeys have really outdone themselves this time – adopting a strategy that Ralph Klein used to use when he was a reporter in Calgary, they sneaked into he various party headquarters’ heating ducts. While there, they heard some of the ads that the parties will be rolling out in the final portion of the federal election campaign. I’m pleased to report that, as we’ve come to expect, the parties’ thirty second spots will take a necessarily superficial but fundamentally honest look at the issues facing Canadians this election. Just kidding!…