Prime Minister hits caucus with his rhythm stick
The party faithful thought they were attending another fat white guy Christmas party, but little did they know what was in store. Head Tory Cowboy Steve, backed by a crackerjack…
Baron von Tollbooth
Tories tab former Mallcop Fantino as Vaughan byelection candidate
Former mallcop Julian Fantino has been handpicked by the Conservatives to run as the party's candidate in the upcoming federal byelecton in Vaughan, it was revealed at a press conference…
Canada’s next Governor General
Prime Minister Cowboy Steve surprised many with his choice for Canada's 36th viceregal. Calling him a man who "represents the best of Canada," Cowboy Steve on Thursday announced David Johnston…
Prime Minister: "Toronto can go screw themselves, but they’ll have to do it somewhere else"
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Cowboy Steve vented his anger with Toronto today on the eve of the G8 and G20 summits. "These are the same bastards who laughed at me…
Rahim Jaffer implicated in Guergis pregnancy
OTTAWA - At a parliamentary committee hearing, Rahim Jaffer was revealed to be the mastermind behind his wife Helena Guergis' pregnancy. Jaffer admitted to cooking up the entire scheme when…
Flaherty: Deficit will be retired by 2011
OTTAWA - Faced with record federal debt, Finance Minister Smilin' Jim Flaherty boldly predicted that the federal government's deficit will be erased within twelve months. "We're going to sell more…