OTTAWA – The Prime Minister’s nutsac is being squeezed in an ever-tightening vise, an NDP member said Sunday afternoon. It was revealed that as many as 34 ridings could be involved in the voter-suppression case.
A spokesman for Lee Valley Tools remarked that while the type of the vise used certainly matters, it will almost certainly render the nuts “out of round”.
Prime Minister’s balls couldn’t survive the 4″
cast-iron “Thatcher” model, tool expert says