Prime Minister’s Nuts are in a Vise over Voter Suppression Scandal, MP says

OTTAWA – The Prime Minister’s nutsac is being squeezed in an ever-tightening vise, an NDP member said Sunday afternoon. It was revealed that as many as 34 ridings could be involved in the voter-suppression case.

A spokesman for Lee Valley Tools remarked that while the type of the vise used certainly matters, it will almost certainly render the nuts “out of round”.

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