Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Eclipsing of the Presidency

Although I had better things to observe, like that amazing solar eclipse, I thought I'd better watch Donald Trump's address to the nation, in case he declared war on North Korea.And eclipsed the earth permanently.But as it turned out, all he did was declare a little more war on Afghanistan. Which will have little impact on ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Question Journalists Don’t Dare Ask

It's hard to believe, how time flies. But Donald Trump's "working vacation" is over and he's heading back to Washington.But sadly, although he did little or no work, just played golf, tweeted, and watched a lot of cable TV, his vacation wasn't very relaxing.And I'm afraid we're all going to pay for that, because now ...

Montreal Simon: Now Can We Call Trump’s Nazis Suckers?

As I said in my last post, Donald Trump has finally been exposed for all to see as a Neo-Nazi supporter.And he's still refusing to denounce this cowardly killer.   But then as I also pointed out bigotry runs in the family. So the next time his citronella Nazis call us cucks.Somebody should call them suckers.Read more ...

Montreal Simon: The Dangerous Cowardice of the Nazi Supporter Donald Trump.

I can only imagine how Donald Trump must be feeling after his depraved and disastrous reaction to that deadly Nazi party in Charlottesville.But I wouldn't be surprised if he's ready to go nuclear, for he must be that desperate.Democrats and Republicans are attacking him for failing to call a white supremacist a white supremacist, or a ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump: When a Fascist Is a Fascist is a Fascist

For a long time I hesitated to call Donald Trump a fascist. I thought he was just a bloated clown, and I didn't want to devalue the word.But not any longer. Not after the way he is going after transgendered soldiers, or the way he is threatening the media.Or the way that ugly bigot would portray ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump Prepares To Declare War On the Media

Donald Trump is relaxing at his favourite golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. The place where Ivanka was married, the place where he wants to be buried.Still claiming he's not president Lazy Boy.Still insisting it's NOT a vacation. And for the first time in a long time, showing Jeff Sessions, his beleaguered Attorney General, a ...

Montreal Simon: Lazy Boy Trump and the Green Monster

It's a brutal cover picture, and I'm sure Donald Trump must hate it. It's a narcissist's nightmare.Trump must be screaming into every golden mirror in the White House, or rolling on the floor and biting the carpet in the Oval Office.But is it fair?I realize he's got almost nothing accomplished in the six months he's ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Mueller Moment of Truth

He is the man Donald Trump fears the most, the man who keeps him awake at night.Robert Mueller, the man investigating the Trump mob. The man who could nail his family, bounce him out of power, and make him look like the biggest loser EVER.And yesterday Trump's nightmare became even more real. Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Children’s Hour

As you know, the other day Donald Trump was quoted as calling the White House a "real dump." But now that he's at General Kelly's Tough Love School he's denying it. And to prove how much he loves the place he's going to extraordinary lengths.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Why Donald Trump Will Almost Certainly End Up Resigning

Donald Trump has been at General John Kelly's School for Bullies and Blowhards for two days now, and it does seem to be restraining his worst instincts.He hasn't had a bout of Twitter diarrhea for almost twenty-four hours, although the strain is showing. And he still managed to send shockwaves through Washington with a quote, ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump: Will Chaos Lead to War?

It was the front page of the New York Post on Friday, which had to be updated in a hurry yesterday… And it's a pro-Trump paper. So you know the situation must be getting desperate.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Week Donald Trump Set The White House On Fire

As the conservative author and broadcaster Charlie Sykes said, it was the week when President Pyromaniac set the White House on fire. His worst week ever. In five torrid days, the US president alienated conservatives by savaging his own attorney general; earned a rebuke from the Pentagon over a rushed ban on transgender troops; watched impotently as the ...

Montreal Simon: The Day The Mooch Blew Up The Trump White House

His name is Anthony Scaramucci, but everybody calls him the Mooch.He's Donald Trump's new communications director, and he's made it his personal mission to track down the leakers in the White House.But sadly for him and Trump it's all going horribly wrong.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Day Donald Trump Revealed His Inner Fuhrer

He's been rehearsing for the role for a long time, from the days when he kept a copy of Hitler's speeches on his bedside table.And yesterday Donald Drumph finally got his chance to play his Nazi hero. When he turned a Boy Scout Jamboree into a partisan political meeting.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the End Game Scenarios

They've been praying up a storm at the White House, laying their hands on Donald Trump.And begging for heavenly intervention, or at least a get-out-of-jail card.But it's going to take more than the power of prayer to save Trump and his corrupt regime.And nobody knows that more than the mad king himself.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Now Donald Trump Is Accused of Threatening The Media

In my last post I looked at Trump's frenzied assault on the media. And I wondered whether he was crazy or evil.  Well now we know that he is both. After he posted this deranged tweet.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Crazy Or Evil?

It's the elephant or the monster in the room. The question that should haunt us all. Is Donald Trump mad or bad or both?For there he was yesterday morning, attacking the media again. Trying to intimidate it into submission, like a rabid beast, or a would be dictator.Only to tell a gathering of religious fanatics a ...

Montreal Simon: Will Donald Trump Now Be Charged With Extortion?

In my last post I told you what I thought about Donald Trump's depraved assault on the two hosts of the Morning Joe show.And I said it only proves that you can't put lipstick on an orange hog.But now it seems I might have been too soft on Trump.For here he comes again exposing his inner pervert.And ...

Montreal Simon: Why Do So Many Trump Supporters Still Believe What He Says?

According to some reports Donald Trump's friends are worried about him. They say he's never sounded so agitated, and never looked so bagged.Which is of course great news, for it suggests that he could be felled by stroke or a heart attack, even before he's impeached or forced to resign.But what really worries me is ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the 2020 Nightmare

Donald Trump has only been in office for five months, but to me and I'm sure many others all over the world it seems longer than that. Much longer.So you can imagine how I felt when I heard that the orange oaf is already making plans to occupy the Oval Office for a full EIGHT years.And ...

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Getting Tired of Playing President?

Donald Trump made his first visit to Camp David on the weekend, no doubt hoping to escape the madding media, and try to pull himself together, after yet another terrible week in office.A week where he seemed to confirm that he was under investigation, and was seen yelling at TV sets in the White House.So ...

Montreal Simon: Isn’t It Time To Ask What’s Wrong With Donald Trump?

You can see the fear in Donald Trump's piggy eyes. You can smell his desperation.After somebody shot some Republican congressmen, he tried so hard to look and sound like a president. But that new found restraint only lasted for about 48-hours.Before his madness erupted again.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Trumpdiddlydumper’s Worst Birthday Ever

It was Donald Trump's 71st birthday yesterday, and I think it's safe to say it wasn't a very happy one.First he found out that somebody had been shooting Republicans.Which since he is notoriously cowardly, must have had him wondering whether he might be next, and whether he really needed to be president.Then came the devastating news ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the True Meaning of Idiot

He's desperately trying to restrain himself. His lawyers have warned him that his tweets could be used against him one day.And could be the difference between the White House and the Big House.But ever since James Comey called him a liar, in front of a television audience of about 19 million people, Donald Trump has been ...