I feel like I've waited half my life to get a picture of Donald Trump as good as that one, for never have I seen him look so beaten.It sums up what was one of Trump's worst weeks ever, and hopefully will be the one that will cost him the presidency.As
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Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Video That’s Driving Him Crazy
Last Sunday night Donald Trump shocked most decent Americans by taking part in a Fox News town hall at the Lincoln Memorial.And making an absolute fool of himself over and over again."They always said Lincoln — nobody got treated worse than Lincoln. I believe I am treated worse." But now it seems
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Randy Rainbow and the Mad Doctor Trump
Donald Trump isn't playing the mad doctor any longer, and suggesting that you can cure COVID-19 by injecting disinfectant into your veins, or shoving a powerful light up your rear end.Not after he was informed that poison control calls have been soaring. Not after learning that his polls are tanking. And not after
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will John Bolton Be The One Who Finally Blows Up Trump?
I must admit that when the "stable genius" Donald Trump made the unstable warmonger John Bolton his national security adviser, I thought our goose was cooked.And that Bolton would be the one who would push Trump over the edge, and get us all blown up.So imagine how happy I am to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Madness of the Dictator
As we all know Donald Trump has a special attraction for dictators. He likes to hang out with them, and share intimate moments with them. And who can seriously doubt that he would LOVE to be one? So when six months ago he tweeted out this announcement: His terrified White House
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Baby Trump Balloon
When I was in Scotland last summer, I was thrilled to be able to witness Baby Trump rise the into the sky at a protest in an Edinburgh park.Trump wasn't in Edinburgh, he didn't dare leave his tacky Turnberry golf course on the country's west coast. But I still enjoyed seeing the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: It’s Finally Mueller Time in America
It seems like we've been waiting forever. But the signal was finally spotted. The caped crusader jumped into his batmobile, and headed for the White House, where the Penguin was in a panic.And now we can finally say it.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The American Caesar and the State of Emergency
Donald Trump has always treated his country's democracy with contempt. And these days he's desperate to try to distract Americans from all his legal problems.So while we can't know whether this is delusion or dementia, it shouldn't be surprising. President Trump declared a national emergency at the border on Friday
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Incredibly Boring State of the Union Address
I tried to think of something to say about Donald Trump's State of the Union address, but this is all I could manage:It was long, very long. His claim that investigating him was bad for the economy was pathetic.The way he demonized immigrants was disgusting. His failure to mention climate change
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Donald Trump’s Inauguration Turned Into A Nightmare
Donald Trump's inauguration was supposed to be a magic moment that would mark his arrival on the word stage.A glittering affair fuelled by millions of dollars in corporate donations.But instead it turned into a huge embarrassment.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Bad Numbers Game
Donald Trump likes to say that he's really good at numbers. You know, the best.Just like he says he knows more about science than the scientists. But whatever he says about Global WAMING, after the long government shutdown, more and more Americans now believe he either doesn't know what he's saying
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump, the Joker, and the Toddler Pageant
Donald Trump remember what happened yesterday for a long long time, maybe even forever. For by the time the day was over, he must have felt he was trapped in a bad Batman movie, and they were calling him The Joker and The Toddler.First Robert Mueller arrested his old buddy, the grubby old
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Roger Stone Nightmare
It's not hard to imagine how Donald Trump must be feeling like today. It couldn't be easier.All you have to do is read this hysterical tweet: This is what he is complaining about.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Trump Turned The White House Into a Madhouse
Donald Trump has been holed up in the White House for days, in cold grey Washington, when he'd much rather be in sunny Florida playing golf.He's still clinging feverishly to the hope that by shutting down the U.S. government he can force the Democrats to give him billions to build the Great Wall
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How Robert Mueller Is Rolling Up The Trump Crime Family
I'll never forget how Mad Mike Flynn used to warm up Donald Trump's election campaign rallies, by getting the Trumpling mob to chant "lock her up, lock her up, LOCK HER UP!!!!!!!"Triggering a foaming frenzy of hatred aimed at Hillary Clinton, that was drenched with misogyny and depravity.And of course I
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Scary Five Days of Fury
There was clearly something terribly wrong with Donald Trump during his recent visit to France.He seemed bitter, paranoid, angry. Afraid of everything, including the rain.It was clear that the midterm election losses had hit him hard, and shattered his once lacquered confidence.But who knew it was as bad as this?Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump, the Enemy Rain, and the Scary Trumpy Bear
As I'm sure you know, Donald Trump's trip to France, to mark the 100th anniversary of World War I, was a diplomatic catastrophe.And a PR disaster similar to the time he climbed the steps to Air Force One, with a long piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.He was
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Blue Wave That Just Kept Growing
I can only imagine what state Donald Trump must be in this weekend, after the way he reacted to the midterm election results.Going after and then banning CNN's Jim Acosta from the White House, firing Jeff Sessions, mocking some of his own defeated Republican candidates. Firing off inflammatory tweets like this one. Denying that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Painful Crazy Day of Reckoning
Well it wasn't the giant blue wave I had been hoping for, to bury the sinister sand man Donald Trump once and for all.But it was still quite a wave, and it was a smashing victory. Democrats seized control of the House while Republicans held the Senate on Tuesday in a national
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump’s New And Disgusting Racist Ad
There are now just five days to go before the midterm elections, and Donald Trump has never felt so threatened.Polls suggest that he could lose control of the House and maybe even the Senate.So he's pulling out all the stops.And playing the racist cardRead more »
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