Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Miracle in Alabama

As you know, I didn't think that Doug Jones, the Democratic candidate for Senator, had much of a chance of defeating the homophobic Bible thumping pervert Roy Moore.Not in backward Alabama, where ignorance is a virtue, religion is a weapon, and inbreeding is a major problem.In fact, I had already started working on my campaign ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Rise of the Roypublicans

Tomorrow, people in Alabama will vote to decide whether they want to make the religious fanatic, homophobic maniac, and alleged pedophile pervert Roy Moore, their newest Senator.Polls show that Moore has a five point lead over his Democratic opponent Doug Jones. And it being Alabama, a backward state if ever there was one, I fully expect him ...

Montreal Simon: American Maniac: Inside the Trump White House

I always knew that a close look at Donald Trump's White House, and the court of the Orange Emperor, would be a deeply disturbing experience. I just didn't know how bad or how crazy it could get. But now a team of writers from the New York Times has done that, and it's a real horror show.Even ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Trumpocalypse

It couldn't have been a more sordid, or scary spectacle. Donald Trump addressing a Make America Great Again rally in Pensacola, Florida.Weaponizing Christmas, and urging his deplorables across the border in Alabama to vote for Roy Moore. Because in Trump's rapidly degenerating mind, an old perv who sexually harassed teenage girls is still better than a Democrat. And the scary ...

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Medically Fit To Remain In Office?

It was like the happy part of a nightmare, if you know what I mean. Brief but welcome. As I watched Donald Trump set fire to the Middle East. Just to pleasure his rabid religious base, and Daddy Big Bucks Sheldon Adelson. And of course, to try to distract Americans from all his legal problems.Trump started slurring his words, and for ...

Montreal Simon: Did Donald Trump Just Convict Himself?

Even though Donald Trump must be feeling terribly betrayed by Mike Flynn's decision to cooperate with Bob Mueller, and sing like a canary.As he should, because as I said earlier today, Flynn's testimony could end up sending Trump to the Big House. The Orange Oaf was able to stay off Twitter for almost a day, no ...

Montreal Simon: Michael Flynn and the Unravelling of Donald Trump

Two days after Donald Trump was elected president, Barack Obama warned him not to hire Michael Flynn for any national security job. But Trump didn't listen to him, he made Flynn his national security adviser.And of course now he's sorry. Very sorry. President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, pleaded guilty on Friday to lying to the ...

Montreal Simon: Has Donald Trump Gone Stark Raving Mad?

We've always known that Donald Trump is a virulent racist, and that strange and dirty things swirl around in his head.And in the last few days he has been teetering on the edge of the abyss, with his tweets becoming more and bizarre. Or more and more deranged,But now he has finally exceeded the last bounds of sanity and ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Sad and Scary Thanksgiving

As you probably know, yesterday Americans celebrated their Thanksgiving or Turkey Day. And sadly, there was at first glance, very little to give thanks for this year.Although the biggest turkey in the United States, the so-called Orange Oaf, begged to disagree.Claiming that it was the BEST Thanksgiving EVER.And strongly suggesting that ALL Americans should thank ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Deeply Disturbing Twitter Weekend

Even by Donald Trump's insanely low standards, his behaviour on Twitter in the last 48 hours couldn't be more deranged and deeply disturbing.Firing out tweets in every direction as if he was in some fevered frenzy.Looking and sounding more and more like a maniac.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Losing His Marbles Again?

It's really good to know that the U.S. nuclear commander says he would resist an illegal order from Donald Trump.The US armed forces could refuse an order from the President to launch a nuclear strike if is deemed illegal, the country's top defence officer has said. Air Force General John Hyten, commander of US Strategic Command, said he ...

Montreal Simon: The Pee Tape Story Comes Back To Haunt Donald Trump

It's been almost a year since Donald Trump was presented with a top secret dossier, that included an unsubstantiated report that he was being blackmailed by the Russians. The chiefs of America’s intelligence agencies last week presented President Obama and President-elect Donald J. Trump with a summary of unsubstantiated reports that Russia had collected compromising and ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Donald Trump’s Twitter Feed Disappeared

As Robert Mueller closes in on Donald Trump, the Orange Oaf has been tweeting up a storm, hoping to distract Americans from his crime family's problems. And while many of those tweets fly out of his gaping pie hole like bats out of a cave. Most of them fly out of his other end.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Preparing To Fire Robert Mueller?

His terrified White House aides say they have never seen Donald Trump looking and sounding so crazy.The terrorist tragedy in New York has temporarily distracted him, but according to reports he has only one thing on his mind.How to save himself and his family from the grim reaper Robert Mueller.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Scary Halloween Horror Show

Well just as I predicted, it's Donald Trump's worst Halloween ever. What with Bob Mueller indicting three of his advisers.And revealing new campaign ties with Russia.As well as revealing that one of those advisers, George Papadopoulos, was collaborating with the FBI and may have been wearing a wire.But despite that devastating news, many political observers were ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Nightmare Before Halloween

It's the weekend before Halloween, and Donald Trump has been looking more orange than ever.Trying to convince Americans that he's not afraid of Bob Mueller's investigation into Russia's involvement in the 2016 election. And that Hillary Clinton should be the one trembling in her boots.But sadly for Trump, Bob Mueller doesn't seem to agree.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Cannibals in Hollywood

A few days ago I wrote about how Donald Trump is counting on the Christian right to help keep him in office, now that almost every other group is abandoning him.And how that grubby pervert is now going around bellowing:"Above all else in America, we don't worship government. We worship God."Which needless to say has the holy ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Night of the Nazis

At a time when Donald Trump is threatening to lead his nation to war, and making ugly noises about the freedom of the press. At a time when neo-Nazis are on the march again.The distinguished documentarian Marshall Curry thought it might be time for a cautionary tale.And remind Americans of the night in 1939, when 20,000 Nazi ...

Montreal Simon: Is This The Way To Remove Donald Trump From Office?

Yesterday I wrote a post suggesting among other things that while Donald Trump is clearly unravelling, we can't count on Bob Mueller to save us.And managed to depress the hell out of MYSELF.Because Trump is clearly both crazy and dangerous…And this isn't a good sign either…Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Scary Unravelling of Donald Trump

I don't know how Justin Trudeau managed to look so cool yesterday, when confronted with the madness of Donald Trump.And the threat that could cost Canadians hundreds of thousands of jobs, and maybe even bring down the global economy.Or what he must have thought when he heard this: But then I read this tweet and ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Criminal Katrina Moment

The pictures out of the stricken island of Puerto Rico are stunning and heartbreaking. And what you can't see is worse.Millions of desperate people without food and water, with no power, no fuel, no way to communicate with loved ones and friends, or the outside world.But for almost a week while people suffered and died, Donald Trump ...

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Killing Americans? Really

I must admit that I've just about had enough of Donald Trump, and I wish I could filter him out of my life.Just the sound of his whiny voice, or the sight of his bloated orange ugliness, is sometimes enough to make me feel like vomiting.So about a week ago I was glad to find out that ...

Montreal Simon: Hurricane Mueller Finally Strikes The Trump White House

A couple of weeks ago I wrote about how Hurricane Mueller was closing in on Donald Trump at an alarming speed.I said it was gathering strength with every passing day.And that it was only a matter of time before it came ashore at the Trump White House.Well now Mueller has finally arrived.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Deplorable Ship of Fools

Yesterday I wrote about how Donald Trump's dinner with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer had outraged many of his loyal supporters.After it produced a deal between the main course and dessert to protect young undocumented immigrants.A deal which has given the Republican leadership a bad case of indigestion.One that has the alt-right rag Breitbart calling ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Donald Trump Blew Up His Own Base

In one of my last posts I looked at the budding menage-a-trois between Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer.And how it was making many Republicans really nervous.Well last night Trump invited Chuck and Nancy to have dinner at the White House.And for many Republicans it must have looked like the last supper.Read more »