Uh oh. It looks as if Stephen "Raincoat" Harper is not only having trouble controlling his base impulses.Controlling his depraved desire to portray Justin Trudeau as a girly man.*Pant* *Pant."He's also having trouble controlling his own caucus.Because believe it or not, some of his Con stooges are refusing to peddle his porn Read
Continue readingTag: Stephen Harper’s Multiple Personalities
Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Bout With Justin Trudeau
Well afterwards the experts did agree on one thing eh? It wasn't exactly the bout of the century, but it was both horribly revealing, and deeply disturbing.For there was Big Boy Harper rushing out of his corner to accuse Justin Trudeau of being a girly man.Only to lead with his belly, trip on his thong,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Unchains his Inner Monster
We know he is a brutish political thug who would do anything to cling to power.A cold, cruel man who can't feel the pain of others.Those who have worked with him say he turns the air around him blue, or yellow, with the dirtiest swear words. But now he's so desperate
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Goes After Justin Again
Oh no. I see Stephen Harper is still trying to politicize a tragedy.Still trying to portray himself as a strong leader. Still trying to portray Justin Trudeau as a girly man too weak to govern. In a surprise move Friday, the Harper government said it will launch a two-day debate on
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Monstrous Attack on Justin Trudeau
I told you he was the sleaziest political pervert this country has ever seen.I told you he has no morals. I told you he has no class.I told you he was so scared of Justin Trudeau he would do ANYTHING to screw him.But who knew he was so debased he would turn a horrible
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Kinky Attack on Justin Trudeau
We knew that he is the most grotesque political pervert this country has ever seen.The ringleader of the RepubliCon raincoat brigade who brought American-style attack ads to Canada.We knew he couldn't wait to screw Justin Trudeau. Because he's so jealous of him, so frightened of him, so DESPERATE. But did Great Kinky
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Con Attack Machine
Holy Voodoo Batman. I see Great Ugly Leader is getting ready to go after Justin Trudeau.Hoping to pin his doll on the Trophy Board of Dead Liberal Leaders he keeps in his bedroom.To inspire arouse him when he rises in the morning.And so determined is the monster to add Justin to his collection, he has already announced
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Most Horrible Day
Golly. For a moment today it looked like an old Christopher Lee movie.When somebody opens the window, daylight streams in, and all the Con vampires turn to stone.But alas, it was only Stephen Harper having a REALLY bad day.A day when you really had to wonder whether he's losing control of
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Could Stephen Harper Be About to Retire?
Golly. I have to admit that when I first saw the story I had to stick a fork into myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.Because this is definitely one of my favourite dreams eh? Stephen Harper bitterly bidding farewell to his ungrateful people. While they dance in the streets.But then
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Captain Harper and the Partisan Threat
OMG. I don't know how to say this. Because I don't want to cause mass panic eh?But Stephen "Queeg" Harper is looking and sounding crazier than I've EVER seen him.At least since the time he lost his marbles strawberries, and turned the PMO upside down looking for them.For there he
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Con Cabaret
OMG. It's true. They really are trying to change Stephen Harper's image. It's the most massive makeover in Canadian history. Even bigger than the last one.For there he was today making merry with Monsieur Bonhomme. And so soon after cuddling the chinchilla.Bye bye Mr Nasty Crazy, hello Great Nice Leader. But
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Insane Caucus Photo-Op
OMG. I knew it wouldn't last. Just the other day he was tweeting his horn, playing with his chinchilla, pretending to be Mr Nice Guy Leader.Today he was back to his usual self, Mr Nasty Crazy Leader, and playing with the Con caucus.The great man thus entered the room to a
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Scary Re-Imagining of Stephen Harper
I still can't believe what Stephen Harper chose to do today, on the first day of the new session of Parliament. But it was outrageous, and it said so much about him and his Con regimeFor as hundreds of Idle No More supporters, men, women, and children, demonstrated outside in a
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Lincoln Complex
OK. I hope you're sitting down eh? Because I wasn't when I heard the news, and I practically collapsed. So great was my shock, and my outrage.For it seems that Great Ugly Leader has stopped comparing himself to Stalin, or Napoleon.And now believes he's Lincoln.Before Christmas, Prime Minister Stephen Harper took
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Newtown Massacre
Well I see that the camera caught Stephen Harper in an unusually tender moment.Claiming that he had to turn off the TV when the sights and sounds of the Newtown Massacre became too much to bear. “I think once you’ve been a father, you’re affected by the deaths of children
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Mad King Harper and the Flying Circus
Well mad King Harper, he of the reverse Midas touch, may still covet his golden toy, as it slowly turns into a steaming cow pie.I want it. I MUST have it !! I WILL have it !! I'm the f***ing King of Canada !!!!#@!!But sadly for him most sane Canadians,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Monkey King and the Koch Brothers
Sometimes in the court of the Monkey King it's hard to keep your eyes on the prize.To lower your sight enough to understand his real role in Canadian history.For while we all know he's now China's latest plaything. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Montreal Massacre and the Shameless Cons
It's hard to believe that it's been 23 years since their lives ended so suddenly and so brutally.Their faces still stare out at us, so young and full of hope.If they had lived some of them might have kids in university today. And some of their daughters might be studying
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Many Faces of Stephen Harper
Oh boy. Colour me purple. I see that some professor has finally figured out what I've known all along.Stephen Harper employs a small army of people to try to make him look pretty.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Invisible Tax
The more I think about it, the more bizarre and outrageous it seems.Stephen Harper going after Tom Mulcair, accusing him of promoting an invisible carbon tax. Like Clint Eastwood went after an invisible Obama in the empty chair.For let's face it, this is MADNESS.Read more »
Continue reading