Well I see that Brian Pallister, the leader of the Manitoba Conservatives, wants everybody to know that he didn't mean to offend any unbelievers by calling them "infidel atheists." Conservative Leader Brian Pallister says he didn’t mean to offend anyone last week when he wished everyone, including "infidel atheists," the
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Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Men in Black
Well his convention speech was a total bust, a parody of a parody of an empty cliché as Andrew Coyne called it. Or a deranged quasi-fascist rant that only his rabid base could love, as I did.But that didn't stop Great Desperate Leader from slipping into a black shirt shortly afterwards, and
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Zombie Convention
Only his fluffers in the PMO know the Cowboy Emperor's state of mind tonight. Those who dare to approach him. But he must be a scary sight. His elaborate plans to reboot his corrupt old government, and soften his image, are lying like the ruins of Rome… or Pompeii… around him.The Con
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Stephen Harper Will Not Escape the Senate Scandal
It's almost impossible to imagine a more depraved and disgusting spectacle, than the sight of Stephen Harper preparing to meet his rabid base, and posing as Mr Clean.By trying to expel from the Red Chamber without due process, three Con Senators he himself appointed. And asking us to believe his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Con War on Women
He's been trying to soften his image by posing as a friend of poor women and children. He told a U.N. group on maternal health that "action trumps rhetoric.". His stooge John Baird denounced forced marriage, and warned of the health dangers for young women who get pregnant. Statistics provided by
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Dirty War on Canadians
Well I see Stephen Harper and his ghastly Con regime have stepped up their dirty war on Justin Trudeau. Now he’s not just a junkie, he’s selling pot to kiddies. The Prime Minister’s Office and a Conservative cabinet minister are accusing the Liberal leader of being more interested in making gateway drugs such as
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Burning Hypocrisy of the Cons
It must have been a frightening apparition in New York City today. Like a scary blimp in the Macy's parade eh? Stephen Harper as Great Mother Leader, posing as a friend of women and children, while floating on a cloud of toxic hypocrisy. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Strange and Scary History of Stephen Harper
One of the reasons we find ourselves living in the sinister darkness of Harperland, is because too many Canadians know nothing about the tortured career or weird nature of the man who would change this country beyond recognition. But would do it in such a shadowy, stealthy, incremental manner that many would not
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Joy of Destruction
I doubt I would have spent half the time I do writing about Stephen Harper, if I hadn't taken a course years ago, and learned about his three most disturbing character flaws.One, his deranged belief that he owns the truth, as Preston Manning warned us long ago. Two, his inability
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper Declares War on his Enemies
I suppose we should have seen it coming. The strange look in his eyes when he fired that rifle. The way he kicked off his Great Escape Tour by attacking the opposition like a rabid walrus. While holding up what looked like a handcuff. And now the Third Sign of the Con Apocalypse.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Desperate Cabinet Shuffle
In Ottawa, the suspense is mounting. Despite the sweaty heat the whole village is buzzing like a bee hive or a bat cave. Great Dark Leader is about to unveil his New/Nouveau Cabinet, in a last desperate attempt to save his corrupt regime. From the wrath of the people, the Penguin, or the POLICE. And his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Palace of Denial
When I look at some of the pictures of Great Musical Leader the Con propaganda machine regularly hands out, I must admit I sometimes can't decide what is real and what isn't eh?Does he look like the Phantom of the Opera Senate, and lie all the time, because he just can't help
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Decline of the Fish Regime
Well I can only imagine the scene in the dungeon of the PMO tonight.A desperate Stephen Harper trying to decide which one of his multiple personalities might make Canadians love him again.Only to receive the devastating news eh? An overwhelming number of Canadians don't care whether he plays Nero or Mother
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Con Canada Fakers
Sometimes a picture really does tell a story eh?Like this picture of the Canada Day party on Parliament Hill.The people dressed in the red and white of Canada, and the stage painted Con blue.Because Stephen Harper will never stop trying to brainwash us into believing that blue is the colour
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Desperate Makeover Plan
Oh no. What a disaster.And how ironic eh?An extreme weather event, the kind the Cons don't like to talk about, has forced them to postpone their convention. The Conservative Party national policy convention which was scheduled to get underway in Calgary next Thursday has been postponed, as city officials warn
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Ghastly Con Cabaret Show
Well now we know how Stephen Harper was feeling only a few hours before he won his precious majority.How he turned a mike check into a cabaret act, when he thought the cameras weren't rolling.Because now somebody called Steve Harper has uploaded a video of that performance to YouTube.And it's SCARY.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Senate Scandal and the Madness of Stephen Harper
Golly. I can only imagine how Stephen Harper must be feeling these days as he watches what was left of his tarnished reputation crumbling under the weight of scandal. Although I'd rather not eh? Because it must be a scary thing.The violent rages, the howls of betrayal. The infernal din of all the voices in
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Final Degeneracy of Stephen Harper
I told you he was desperate. I told you he was cracking up.And that it wouldn't be long before The Beast would show its face.Yesterday he was the human punching bag being pounded by the opposition.Today Stephen Harper finally snapped, went off the deep end, and started calling the opposition criminals. Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Mutilated Census and the Madness of Stephen Harper
He had done a lot of monstrous things, before he woke up one morning and decided to gut the census.For no sane reason.But for me it marked the moment when Stephen Harper crossed the desert of twisted ambition, and entered the dark valley of his personal demons.For it was that crazy, and look
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Wizard of Wrath
Well he's been called a lot of names.And I've called him a few myself eh?But I've never heard anyone call Great Ugly Leader the Wizard of Wrath. Just as in the movie, our Wizard is playing the bully with the big stick to the very end. In big things and little ones, the
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