Yesterday I told you how ever since Jason Kenney announced he was flying off to Alberta to fight the godless commies, the Con's religious base has has been in a frigging frenzy.Demanding that another religious fanatic be summoned to lead the Harper…
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Montreal Simon: The Con Leadership Race and the Religious Fanatics
When I wrote a post about the sad state of the Harper Party's leadership race the other day, and ran a group photo of the sorry losers that contest has so far attracted.I forgot to say that with the departure of Jason Kenney, there will be at leas…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Leadership Race Gets Even More Desperate
As you know the Cons are having a desperate time trying to attract good candidates to join their leadership contest.The only worse line-up than the one they have right now would be this one…And I'm afraid the latest leadership candidate to join t…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Leadership Race and the Delusions of the Cons
As we all know Rona Ambrose and her Cons are having a really hard time attracting any star leadership candidates.The only candidates they have managed to attract so far, like a candle attracts bugs, couldn't be more boring or more mediocre. An…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why the Con Leadership Race Is Doomed to Mediocrity
Well I suppose it was just a matter of time before even the Cons took a good look at the list of candidates for the leadership of the Harper Party.Started to mumble and grumble.Pray up a storm.And give them the lowest grade possible.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Tony Clement’s Weird and Deeply Disturbing Campaign Launch
We all knew that Tony Clement's campaign launch for leader of the Harper Party was going to be a ghastly spectacle.Because all the hype or the lipstick in the world can't make him look like an attractive candidate, let alone a winning one.He&#…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Tony Clement and the Con Clown Meeting in Muskoka
As announced, today is the day Tony Clement, the King of Muskoka aka Gaz Boy or Gas Bag, will make what he calls an "important announcement." When he will solemnly declare that he too wants to be the new leader of the Harper Party.And while …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney, Tony Clement, and the Mediocrity of the Cons
It may seem hard to believe, but many in the MSM are saying that Jason Kenney's decision to leave his job in Ottawa to go fight the commies in Alberta, has blown a giant hole in the Con leadership race.Which speaks volumes about the dilapidated…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Media and the Cult of Jason Kenney
As you may remember, when I last dropped in on the ghastly Con Jason Kenney he was busy consulting his shiny crystal ball.And trying to decide whether to run for the leadership of the Harper Party, or leave Ottawa and try to unite the right in Alberta…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Michelle Rempel’s Monstrous Cannibal BBQ
When I heard that Michelle Rempel had hosted a BBQ for declared and potential Con leadership candidates, I knew it would be a ghastly story.I knew it couldn't have been a pig roast, for obvious reasons.But who knew it was such a cannibal affair?Rea…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why the Cons Can’t Attract Good Leadership Candidates
Despite Rona Ambrose's desperate attempts to try to get more people interested in running for the job of permanent Leader of the Harper Party.So far her campaign has been a dismal failure.For after beating her drum, or kicking up her arms and legs…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Con Apocalypse: The Con’s Rabid Base is Shrinking
Pity poor Rona Ambrose, it's all going so horribly wrong.The Con leadership race has only attracted two mediocre candidates so far. And so desperate is the situation that some Con MPs are trying to get Ambrose to throw her cap or her turkey crown i…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will the Gay Marriage Issue Tear the Cons apart?
For almost ten years Stephen Harper never ceased to show his contempt for gay Canadians.He voted against every gay rights bill that came before parliament. He cut off funding to all LGBT groups.And he never changed the party platform that calls for sam…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Clown Kellie Leitch Vows to Re-Criminalize Marijuana
Just a few days ago Kellie Leitch was blubbering about how sorry she was to have hurt Canadians with her racist barbaric cultural practices campaign.And her foul snitch line.But now she's found another way to hurt Canadians.And send even more of…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will the Cons Bring Back Stephen Harper From the Dead?
It's almost impossible to believe. It's like a scene out of an old made in Harperland horror movie. Stephen Harper may have led his Con zombies to disaster. His depraved rule may have disgusted more Canadians than any other leader in modern …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why the Con Leadership Race is Turning Into a Nightmare
The Con leadership race was always going to be a spectacle only a mad emperor like Caligula or Stephen Harper could enjoy.Especially since it was revealed that some Cons are so desperate they're thinking of bringing back Harper, to try to keep the…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Michael Harris on the Resurrection of Stephen Harper
The other day I told you how some members of the Con establishment are so desperate they are even thinking of resurrecting Stephen Harper.Bringing him back from the dead, to try to keep the party from splitting into two factions, the Reformers and th…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Circus and the Return of Stephen Harper
As you probably know, the Con leadership race is slowly warming up, and the orthopaedic surgeon Kellie Leith has become the first to throw her cap, or a leg, into the ring Former cabinet minister Kellie Leitch has become the first official candida…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Political Resurrection of Jason Kenney
For months after the Cons were defeated Jason Kenney was just a shadow of his former self.His worried colleagues described him as strangely listless, moody, despondent and seriously depressed.No doubt crushed by the thought that he had suddenly lost a…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Kevin O’Leary Blows His Chances of Becoming Con Leader
Well it's looks as if Kevin O'Leary has blown his last chance for a new career in politics.He's too late to run for the Tea Party in the United States, even though he lives in Boston.And now he's just destroyed any hope he had of beco…
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