Well there he was, thundering over the tundra, on the last day of his Great Photo-Op Tour of the North.The Dark Knight Nerd on the warpath. Taking part in a military exercise designed to portray him as a Great Strong Leader.Declaring that the greatest threat to his beloved Arctic are the Russians.An
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Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Monstrous Government Like No Other
Well his Con clown tour of Europe has finally ended. After a week of posing as a champion of democracy in Ukraine, his golden coach ride is over.Now it's back to reality. Wheels down. Good to be home. #cdnpoli #cdntrademission— Stephen Harper (@pmharper) March 28, 2014 Back to suppressing democracy
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Scandalous Challenger Problem
Once upon a time Stephen Harper used to take a perverse pleasure in going after the Liberals for using taxpayer's money to fly around in Challenger jets.But once he came to power he changed his mind.And now he uses them all the time to ferry him and his friends around.And
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford’s Desperately Humiliating Hollywood Adventure
Well he went down to Los Angeles where he was given the celebrity treatment by Jimmy Kimmel.It all went to his head like a hit from a crack pipe.Until he left Tinseltown tonight, feeling like a sucker. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Clowns and the Crisis in Ukraine
If the crisis in Ukraine wasn't so ominous, the sight of the Harper Cons mobilizing for war would be absolutely hilarious.Stephen Harper sucking in his gut, puffing out his chest, inflating his propaganda balloon, talking tough to the fascist dwarf Vladimir Putin.Ominous developments in Ukraine have prompted Prime Minister Stephen Harper
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Con Klown Tour of Mexico
When I saw this picture of Stephen Harper in Mexico City, and saw all those soldiers firing their guns in his general direction, for a moment I thought his Three Amigos Summit was going to be even more disastrous than I had imagined.But no it wasn't a firing squad. It was the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Bloated Junket and the Obscene Photo Op
Well there he was on day three of his bloated junket, praying at the Western Wall.Looking like he was having a private moment with his Godzilla.While the wailing throngs reached out to touch him, like he was the Messiah himself.With one woman being quoted in the media as shrieking "He
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Bromance From Hell
When I saw this picture published tonight by the Con Ministry of Propaganda and Disinformation, I have to admit I was conflicted eh? On the one hand I despise both Stephen Harper and Benjamin Netanyahu for being vicious Cons and demagogues, who would lead their countries to disaster, and the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Ghastly New Propaganda Movie
Well he's somewhere in the far north, hiding from the media, so he doesn't have to answer any embarrassing questions.Like how many jobs DOES Chuck Strahl need?Or how is that Senate Scandal going? And have the police questioned him yet?But then who needs the media eh?When you're the star of
Continue readingMontreal Simon: John Baird and the Con’s New Foreign Policy
OK. Let me be clear, as we say in Harperland. I ALWAYS thought it was a bad idea to make John Baird Foreign Minister.I couldn't help but feel that he lacked the necessary diplomatic skills. I never believed him when he declared that the Cons were human rights champions.Not after the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Klown Tour and the True Horror of Harperland
Oh no. Not more humiliation. Can you believe it? Stephen Harper's Great Escape Tour is on its way to Kuala Lumpur. And I'm still waiting to hear from the CTV reporter who dared asked Harper a question. And who is no doubt now travelling in the baggage compartment.But already I
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