For more than five years, in my humble way, I tried to illustrate what the horror of a HarperCon majority would mean for Canada. I made this photoshop three years ago. But they got their preciousssssss majority, and now like a pack of hungry zombies, they are totally out of
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Montreal Simon: The Montreal Massacre and the Murdered Legacy
I’m glad the Harper Cons weren’t invited to this sad ceremony on Parliament Hill. For how could those grotesque Cons mourn those murdered women? When they are greasing up their guns to murder their legacy. “Even as we mourn the 14 women killed at l’École Polytechnique, this government is taking
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Attawapiskat and the Shameless Cons
Woohoo. Excellent. I see the Con Injun Agent has been kicked out of Attawapiskat. Attawapiskat band councillors kicked out a federal appointee in charge of overseeing the troubled band’s finances on Monday when he showed up in the remote Northern Ontario reserve. Good for that little community. First the Cons
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Reefer Madness
I have been so busy denouncing Stephen Harper’s foul Omnibus Crime Bill, that would destroy internet freedom, handcuff judges, and turn us into a prison state. Even as the crime rate plummets to record lows, and Canadians have never felt safer. That I haven’t had a chance to say anything
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Big Brother State
Here’s a question that I believe requires an urgent answer. If you lived in a country where a sinister, authoritarian leader had reduced civil servants to a state of fear and paralysis. Nobody gets in trouble for keeping their mouths shut, but people in government are really afraid — like, really
Continue readingMontreal Simon: What do Bachmann and Kenney Have in Common?
Michele Bachmann believes that gays should be able to get married as long as they marry somebody of the opposite sex. Jane Schmidt, a student at Waverly High School, in Waverly, Iowa, recently asked Michele Bachmann, “Why can’t same-sex couples get married?” “They can get married,” Bachmann responded, “but they
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Peter MacKay and the Outraged General
Well if you remember, when we last left Peter Dumbo Mackay he was happily buzzing over Newfoundland, on his way back from a fishing trip, and claiming he was late for a military demonstration. But wait. What’s this alarming new development? Mackay —- Air Tax Payer to tower…Mayday…Mayday. Tower ——Tower
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Welcome to the Con Horror Show
Oh no. I don’t want to frighten you eh? But has anybody noticed that the Con regime is turning into a real horror show? Not only have they started calling anybody who disagrees with them a traitor. But there was the rabid wingnut Rob Anders the other day, claiming that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Cons and the Great Darkness
We knew that if he ever got his precious majority the lights would be going out all over Canada. But who could have known that the Great Darkness would arrive so soon? They are turning our Parliament into a Con cabaret, braying like donkeys, stifling debate, and using closure to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jimbo Flaherty’s Ridiculous Economic Update
As usual he didn’t see it coming. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. But goodness knows little Jimbo Flaherty is determined to try to fool us into thinking he’s flexible.”We will not be bound by ideology when it comes to making decisions to keep our econ…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Margaret Wente and the Occupy Movement
Oh my Con Majesty. I see that Margaret Wente is channelling her inner Marie Antoinette again, and declaring that the members of the Occupy movement shouldn’t blame the rich. They should blame themselves.Ms. O’Gorman is in a fix. But I can’t he…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Made in Canada Recession
Holy Acropolis Now. As if what was happening at the G20 summit wasn’t enough of a nightmare of naked panic, piggy squeals, and vomit. As if these figures weren’t frightening enough.Canada’s jobs market suffered its biggest loss in 2 ½ years las…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Don Cherry and the Order of the Donut
Well I see the Royal Military College has decided to give Don Cherry an honorary degree.And is sticking to it’s guns blunderbusses despite what this professor said:”On many occasions he publicly expressed his contempt for many groups of the Canadian po…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Slow Death of the Gun Registry
I see that the bill to kill the long-gun registry has passed second reading in the House of Commons. And what an ugly sight it was. The Cons on their feet yelling “Yippee” and “Yahoo” like a bunch of drunken rednecks.I’ve already written a post about m…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Con Halloween and the Economic Horror Show
Although it’s a gay national holiday, I decided not to celebrate Halloween this year.Because let’s face it eh? Who needs scary when we got Harper? And besides with Lezra Levant running around like the crazy lady guy from Psycho… …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Fordzilla and the Princess Warrior
I didn’t really want to write anything about this surrealistic confrontation, between Rob Ford, the grotesque Mayor of Toronto, and the Princess Warrior.Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is apologizing for using the “f-word” during a 911 phone call but denie…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Requiem for the Long-Gun Registry
If you’ve followed my little blog over the years you know how I feel about the long-gun registry. So you can imagine how I feel tonight.Stephen Harper has begun the process of shuttering Canada’s long-gun registry, tabling a bill to scrap a database …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Get Out the Vote: Defeat the Loser Hudak
He waved his daughter like a flag, he used her like a cheap prop. While attacking programs aimed at protecting bullied gay children. Like a homophobic hog. He called new immigrants “foreigners.” Like some burning racist from Alabama. He vowed…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cons and the Ozone Layer
There comes a time when you just have to say it eh? Stephen Harper’s Cons are not just crass, brutish and incompetent. They’re dangerous.The hole covered two million square kilometres — about twice the size of Ontario — and allowed high levels of h…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Blues, the Snowflakes, and Harper Girl
It was only 11 degrees today. The leaves are still green. But in my neighbourhood the signs are turning orange.Which normally would be enough to cheer me up. Because orange is the colour of hope eh? But I guess like a lot of progressives I’ve got a cas…
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