But for this to work, there has to be SOME sex before hand.
Alltop loves a good wooden horse joke.
Tag: but is it art?
The Skwib: The Vowels: A Ken Burns Film
The Vowels: A Film by Ken Burns from Sam Cherington on Vimeo.
Genius parody, via Brain Picker.
Alltop makes love to Ashokan Farewell.
The Skwib: Monday scotch blogging: a proposal
This series of short videos (and extremely annoying ads) at the Esquire website feature the actor Brian Cox demonstrating how to pronounce a large variety of scotch names. My modest proposal is that we should recreate this useful series and actually consume a dram for each scotch in the list. Perhaps when a scotch’s name […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: If I ever record an album, this would be a great cover
FU, a photo by ::big daddy k:: on Flickr.
Genius photograph.
And not to worry, child services has already been alerted.
The Skwib: Diagram: Self-Awareness
self awareness, a photo by lunchbreath on Flickr. I’d have to have more brain space for “Thoughts of Tina Fey”, except they would be “Thoughts of Charlize Theron”. Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.) –Walt Whitman Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: Rozie
Rozie was a helluva’ dame. She could sink those rivets faster than a two-dollar fancy-girl could peel the wrapping off a sailor on shore leave, after he’d been at sea for several months, writing bad poetry and extended metaphors that ended up just kind of petering out, the way that an old man with a […]
Continue readingThe Skwib: The Pillage People
Though they were best known for their aggressive neo-fascist jazz stylings of classic Tyrolian folk tunes, The Pillage People were equally popular with a certain sect of gigantic silly hat fetishists. (You know who you are.) Pictured, from left to right are: Amanda Uhgenkitz (flugelhorn and pistol), Betrand “Stumpy” Russell (sousaphone, vocals and umbrella), Dennis […]
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