Holy prayerpalooza Batman !!! I see that brother Rick Perry, the Governator of Texas, did gather his flock around him and pray for the salvation of these United States.Father, our heart breaks for America. We see discord at home. We see fear …
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Montreal Simon: The Capitalist Pig and the Harper Cons
I really have to hand it to John Ibbitson, his timing couldn’t be better. As the bloated capitalist pig stumbles around in its final agony. And threatens to plunge us into another devastating recession.He’s scribbling away furiously, urging Stephen Har…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Obama and the Small Victories
The Republican Teabaggers hijacked his 50th birthday party. The bad news keeps on coming.We’re watching him getting greyer by the day.He’s under attack from the savage right, and the racial dog whistle blowers of the Fox Nation.The disappoint…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Breaking: PMO Censors Rob Ford’s BBQ Video !!!
OMG. The plot thickens. In my last post I told you how a video of Jimbo Flaherty getting a “Finance Minister’s Championship Belt” from Rob Ford had mysteriously disappeared.And how I assumed it had been taken down after this.Because afte…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jimbo Flaherty and the Championship Belt
Holy hobbit. How ironic eh? There was little Jimbo Flaherty the other day at Rob Ford’s millionaire redneck BBQ. Being hee hawed as a financial genius, and awarded a “Finance Minister’s Championship Belt” by the Fordz…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Liberal Lynching of Nycole Turmel
As the Liberals continue their fevered assault on Nycole Turmel. No doubt hoping that out of her ashes, their shrunken party will rise again, like some fleshless phoenix. Or some charred scarecrow.Even as they help fuel comments like the…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Horrible Fishing Trip
Well I see Stephen Harper has surfaced at last, and I was shocked to see that he was looking a little pale around the gills.At first I thought this might be to blame.”I do think Canadians will find this disappointing,” Harper said. “I think Canadians e…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Strange Trial of Nycole Turmel
Golly. Who knew you could combine the McCarthy hearings with Alice in Wonderland and make a non-story sound so alarming?“We all support our friends — that doesn’t mean we buy a membership for five years with a party that wants to break up Canada,…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Obama and the Satan Sandwich
Well I see the ghastly game is finally over, and many progressives are accusing Obama of caving in to the fanatical teabaggers. Settling for a Satan Sandwich.Democrats had no shortage of colorful phrases in wake of the deal. Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-Mo….
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Heather Mallick Has a Message for Tim Hudak…
You can run but you can’t hide.Hudak thinks it’s sufficient to promise he won’t reopen the debate on abortion rights, although such a debate is not occurring in Ontario and the fact that he thinks it is says a lot about his views.A politician’s p…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How to Give Toronto a Touch of Class Again
Well now we know that when he’s not flipping the bird at people, or belching loudly, Rob Ford can shake his massive butt in the street. As long as it isn’t at a gay event.Even though Pride Week brings at least five times as much money into the cit…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Obama and the Teabagger Taliban
It’s a scary and surrealistic spectacle. The most powerful nation on earth being held hostage by a group of fanatical teabaggers, who are dragging the President, the country, and the global economy towards the abyss. And acting like the Taliban.”We now…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford’s Horrible Animal Farm Story
Well I suppose it was inevitable that Rob Ford’s City Hall would turn into yet another Con version of Animal Farm.With the hero of the Ford Nation morphing into another bully Napoleon, who waddles around on his hind legs, sucks back Red Bulls, and…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Norway’s Bloodied Youth and the Porcelain Unicorn
When I think about the traumatized youth of Norway, and what a right-wing monster did to so many of their finest future leaders.I can’t help wondering why oh why couldn’t the police get there sooner?But then I read this story.And the anwer seems o…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Horrible Summer Makeover
OMG. I knew Stephen Harper was spending his summer trying to be transformed from Great Ugly Leader into Mr Nice Fuhrer.After forgetting himself at the Redneck Stampede, and revealing his ball crushing plans for total Canadian domination.“Un…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: My Summer Journey and JJ’s Return
(click to enlarge)I must admit that I’m finding it hard to blog these days. I’m not sure where I want to go. I don’t know where this country is going.There are a lot of stories out there, but after this story.So many flowers cut down so savagely. …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Invasion of the Con Apes
It seems like they are everywhere these days. Con apes on a rampage. Smelling their armpits, and shocking the world.In Norway they are still counting their losses after one right wing monkey killed dozens of people. While his foul furry trainers l…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Norway and the Bigot Bastards
As Norway mourns its dead. And sorrow turns to anger.The right-wing monsters of this world continue to try to turn tragedy into triumph, by blaming Muslims for the massacre.Or condemning the killer for damaging their bigot cause.During the hours when I…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jack Layton Takes His Leave
He fought so bravely against one cancer, leading his party into a gruelling election campaign, even though it was clear that some days were harder than others.Now he must fight another battle.My battle against prostate cancer is going very well. My PSA…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Behold the Face of a Right-wing Monster
A monster so cruel and evil he would use dum dum bullets on helpless children.Dr. Colin Poole, head of surgery at Ringriket Hospital in Honefoss northwest of Oslo, told The Associated Press the gunman used special bullets designed to disintegrate …
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