Oh no. Tora, Tora, Tora !!!!!!I mean… Mayday, Mayday, Mayday !!!!!It looks as if Stephen Harper's plans for Total World Domination, have come crashing down to earth.Read more »
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Montreal Simon: The Montreal Massacre and the Shameless Cons
It's hard to believe that it's been 23 years since their lives ended so suddenly and so brutally.Their faces still stare out at us, so young and full of hope.If they had lived some of them might have kids in university today. And some of their daughters might be studying
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day The Cons Went Wild
They have turned our Parliament into a circus, and our democracy into a farce.They strangle debate, they never answer any questionsJust repeat one Big Lie after the other.They mock their opponents, like a gang of bullies drunk with power.But this is the absolute limit. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Harperland: The Light and the Darkness
As I write this they have started voting on the Godzilla Budget in the House of Commons, and what a horror show it is. The ghastly good ol' boys from the Reform Party whooping it up as they bury our democracy. Again.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why John Baird Should Be Fired
Three days ago he was the mouth that roared. Lecturing U.N. delegates like some crazed televangelist, as if they were children.Blasting the Palestinians for daring to ask for humble observer status, claiming it was an "impediment to peace."…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Benny and Steve Got Hitched
Oh no. How could I have been so wrong?This is no mere bromance, no sordid one or fifty-night stand.This the real thing. Harper tweeted on Saturday that he spoke to Netanyahu and that he "thanked Canada for its friendship and principled position …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Con Canada: Harperland or Pottersville?
Oh goody. I see that TV stations have started running It's a Wonderful Life over and over again.So Christmas can't be more than a month away !!!! Although I've gotta say I really hate the Con version eh?Where John Baird plays the senile Un…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford and the Con Conspiracy
Oh no. I can't believe it. For a while I thought this was the last I would see of the Con klown Rob Ford.Standing there, a stunned look on his idiot face, watching his career, and his team, going down the toilet.And like so many people in Toronto I…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: John Baird and the Palestine Shame
I didn't think it was possible that John Baird could shame this country further. Make us look more like stooges, oddballs, or just plain weird eh?But somehow he managed. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Are the Con Zombies Out of Control?
Damn. Even after studying them for years, I don't think I'll ever really understand the true horror of Stephen Harper and his Con zombies.I know they're an alien right-wing strain. I know they're political thugs who lie all the time. I …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford and the Cherry Nation
Golly. How moving. I see that the old Con Don Cherry is standing by sticking to his fallen buddy Rob Ford. “It’s unbelievable how they have nailed him to the cross and only because of who he is,” Cherry said. “I feel for him because I have be…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Will Progressives Defeat Themselves?
In the growing darkness of Harperland, it's hard to know what's the truth, what is illusion, and what's just another Big Lie.But sometimes the truth is so blinding, like a fire in the sky, that it's impossible to ignore it. Or live like…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Another Good Reason Rob Ford Should Go
When I saw Rob Ford today, sort of apologizing for the first time in his life, I'm almost felt sorry for him."Looking back, maybe I could have expressed myself in a different way. To everyone who believes I should have done this differently, I…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rob Ford and the End of the Moron Nation
Well it was never going to be a pretty sight eh? You can't put lipstick on a Con.But there was Rob Ford as ugly as ever. Blaming everybody but himself, after hitting the ground with a sickening thud. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Humiliating Weekend
Golly. It must be a case of reverse voodoo eh?The more pins Stephen Harper sticks into his Justin Trudeau doll, the more Justin laughs.And the more Great Macaca Leader squeals.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Two Justins
OMG. Or should that be Baby Baby? What are Stephen Harper and his absurd Cons doing to our country?For there was Great Musical Leader today, too busy to meet with the premiers, but not too busy to hand out royal bling to Justin Bieber.While in the Hous…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Liberals and the Tempest in a Tar Pond
Holy inquisition. What Harperland Voodoo is this? David McGuinty is being burned toasted at the stake by the LIBERALS, for telling the truth about the Alberta CONS? Ontario Liberal MP David McGuinty apologized Wednesday and resigned his post as the …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Bullies and the Dead Children
Three days ago hundreds of people gathered to remember Port Coquitlam teen Amanda Todd.She would have been sixteen next week, but she killed herself last October after two years of being bullied and cyber-stalked.It was a beautiful ceremony, both sad a…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Many Faces of Stephen Harper
Oh boy. Colour me purple. I see that some professor has finally figured out what I've known all along.Stephen Harper employs a small army of people to try to make him look pretty.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cons and the Gaza Horror
It was the bloodiest day so far in the living nightmare that is Gaza.More rockets, more bombs, more horrifying violence.First there were six ambulances, one after the other, unloading the bodies of men identified as militants, at least two of them…
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