DISSTEMPER: A Place to Call Home

NEWSFLASH! CBC News is reporting that as innumerable Conservative scandals became public in the month of May, Stephen Harper, leader of Canada’s Foundling Party, quietly applied to 21 nations for political asylum. According to recordings obtained via an unnamed source within the U. S. National Security Agency, Mr. Harper told

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DISSTEMPER: The Free Ride is Over

In a release to the media, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has said that Canadians will no longer have unrestricted access to federal representatives and services. “As you know, the Opposition parties in the House of Commons continue to obstruct the Conservative Party’s progressive business agenda with ridiculous requests for consultation

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