The personification of the PQ’s ills That singular statement “…faire du Québec un pays!” (make Quebec a country!) and half-hearted choreographed fist-pump defines the morass of the PQ right now. With Quebec’s stalling economy and aging population, the ace up the sleeve of Pauline Marois was none other than media
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Leftist Jab: Justin Trudeau’s Bold Masterstroke On Senate Issue Makes Him A Super Genius
“Well a lot of them are going to die soon, anyway.” If Justin Trudeau is able to piss further, it is by standing on the shoulders of such giants as Pericles and George Washington. In what is considered by just about every single Canadian media’s analysis a “bold move”, Justin
Continue readingLeftist Jab: For $250 A Head, Justin Trudeau Will Spend One Night Insulting Women’s Intelligence
Justin Will Seduce You With Buzzwords Andy Warhol’s Marilyn Diptych is, inadvertently, the perfect template to create an advertisement to manufacture the appeal of Justin Trudeau to women for a fundraising event. The theme of trivialization is apparent in both. The irony drips off this ad as the words “Justin
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Michelle Rempel Cannot Be Bothered To Pay Attention To Stephen Harper’s Answers During Question Period
It struck me as rather odd in the last week when Mike Duffy was unleashing his bombshells regarding the PMO’s involvement into his improper housing expenses that everyone, yes everyone, was extremely curious to find out what the Prime Minister would answer during Question Period when asked about it by
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Bribery, Threats, Extortion: The Mike Duffy Story
Above is the full audio recording, with contextualizing images, of Mike Duffy’s address to the Senate in which he accuses Stephen Harper of orchestrating the alleged illegal payment he received in order to have his improperly claimed expenses disappear. What a deliciously salacious scandal to rock Stephen Harper! And Pamela
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Environment Canada To Adopt The "What Does Leona Aglukkaq’s Brother Think?" Based Approach To Climate Change
Polar Bear Cubs or Radical Environmental Activists? Environment Minister Leona Aglukkaq does not know how Environment Canada scientist work. This is the only conclusion you can reach when you read her following statement on polar bear research: A lot of time, scientists latch on to the wildlife in the North, to
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Hack Pundit of the Week: Jeffrey Simpson
Jeffrey Simpson is so knowledgeable, he doesn’t need to think Leave it to the senior senile sages of Globe and Mail to cough up columns that exist only in the fantasies of the author’s feeble faculties. When Margaret Wente isn’t blaming women for their own kidnappings and rapes, it is
Continue readingLeftist Jab: You Ask What Are The Sexting Pseudonyms Of Stephen Harper’s Cabinet? We Answer!
A picture lasts forever on the internet Earlier today, politician Anthony Weiner, infamous for sexting pictures of his junk to women while married, held a press conference dealing with the fallout of the allegation that he continued with sexting junk-shots after the media tempest rocked his political career. The New
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Edmonton Sun Successfully Trolls National Post
Edmonton mayor Stephen Mandel is too busy to know what he’s talking about The Edmonton Sun, a bottom feeding tabloid, majestically trolled National Post columnists Chris Selley and Jonathan Kay. Earlier this week in his “Full Pundit” column that comments on commentary from the commentariat, Chris Selley poked fun at
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Escorts, Cross-Dressing and Extortion: The Story of Laval Mayor Alexandre Duplessis
Pictured: Alexandre Duplessis in a more demure outfit. Who knew Canadian municipal politics could be this much fun? Meet Alexandre Duplessis, the mayor of Laval who was sworn in last November to take over for the previous mayor, Gilles Vaillancourt, who resigned from his job when charged by police with
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Canadian Olympic Committee To Start New Campaign Called "Own The Byelection"?
Because Dimitri Soudas has terrible judgment. Backbench Spring MP Brent Rathgeber has quit the Conservative caucus. While the Tories are mired in scandal after scandal, the watering down of Mr. Rathgeber’s transparency bill appears to have been the clincher for the Alberta MP. As he stepped down, reaction from Conservatives
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Polls Reveal Stephen Harper’s Conservatives Are As Popular As Rob Ford
Conservative Hat Trick! Whether you’re plagued by allegations of smoking crack-cocaine or covering up illegal payments, two new polls show that as long as you call yourself a “conservative”, 1 out of 4 eligible voters will support you. In the new Forum Research poll, results show that Rob Ford is holding
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Odd How Peter Van Loan Has Gone Into Hiding
Peter Van Loan has no answers Ever since the Mike Duffy the imbroglio erupted, Peter Van Loan has gone into hiding on the subject of the entitled Senator. Let’s explore why that is. On April 18th, 2013, Mike Duffy was suggesting that repayment for his housing allowance might not be
Continue readingLeftist Jab: This Justin Trudeau Statement Manages To Offend Everyone
Justin Trudeau: Weapon of Mass Stupidity If Justin Trudeau isn’t reading off a script prepared for him, he is likely to implode with sheer idiocy and force his Liberal handlers to go into damage control. Here is another splendid display of imbecility by the Liberal Leader: We have 24 senators
Continue readingLeftist Jab: The Interview The Prime Minister Will Regret
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe Accountability is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the War of 1812. On June 5th, 2012, Prime Minister Stephen Harper gave Peter Mansbridge an interview touching on multiple topics. One of the topics was his awareness with news stories:
Continue readingLeftist Jab: The Case Against The Prime Minister In The Mike Duffy Scandal
Ran out of scotch to he’s making a ruckus. To quote the loquacious and disgraced Mike Duffy: “Words are important.” In that spirit, let’s take a careful look at Nigel Wright’s resignation press release to see if it can shed light into this whole affair: In light of the controversy
Continue readingLeftist Jab: We won’t see another Commander Hadfield for years due to Harper Government budget cuts
Stephen Harper plans to eliminate joy by 2015. Did Commander Hadfield’s trip in orbit spark your enthusiasm for space travel and science? Well Stephen Harper and Canada’s Economic Action Plan has been implementing its jobs, growth and prosperity agenda on the Canadian Space Agency by cutting jobs, freezing wages and
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Senator Mike Duffy Feels He’s Entitled to His Entitlements
Unelected? Check. Unaccountable? Check. Unethical? Check. Senator Mike Duffy announced today that he hasn’t paid back the federal government any of the housing allowance he collected for his Ottawa home since it was revealed in February 2013 that he was pilfering from the public purse. In fact, Mike Duffy now
Continue readingLeftist Jab: The CBC Interview Makes Justin Trudeau Comes Off As The Progressive Version Of George W. Bush
“And always twirling, twirling towards freedom!” Peter Mansbridge interview with Justin Trudeau revealed that the Liberal leader has economic chops of a teenager with ADD. To begin, he should know that you don’t run a government like a household. You don’t run a government like a business. An experienced politician
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Justin Trudeau’s Message to Elizabeth May: Not Running A Candidate in Labrador Is Patronizing
Why does the Green Party want to cooperate with the Liberals again? Consider Green Party of Canada leader Elizabeth May who’s fought for progressives to cooperate in elections. To that effect, the Green Party has not fielded a candidate in the Labrador by-election as she explains in this statement: The
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