The 40 Year-Old Virgin and his best pal Hey look! It’s everyone’s favourite disgraced, narcoleptic, proud 40 year old virgin MP and overall vile human being Rob Anders bringing the crazy to Canadian politics. In an interview with iPolitics, he suggested that current NDP leader Thomas Mulcair hastened the death of former
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Leftist Jab: Stephen Harper is Focused – Like a Laser! – to Fund the Afghan Elite’s Dubai Real Estate Purchases
What? No Gazebos?! Stephen Harper is dedicated and determined to lead on Afghanistan’s security. Or at the very least, he’s dedicated and determined to see that Afghanistan’s corrupt leadership can keep buying swanky new property in Dubai when US troops pull out of the country in 2014. For the Conservatives,
Continue readingLeftist Jab: If I were a Pauline Marois Political Adviser…
The face of intolerance being led away by police As the results were trickling in during what was a tumultuous provincial election in Quebec: tragedy struck. One person is dead. One person is injured and another in being treated for shock. When taking part of the democratic process, the last
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Marois vs Legault: No Caribou Were Hurt During This Debate
François Legault’s worst nightmare? At one point during this 3rd head-to-head debate between the Quebec leaders featuring the PQ’s Pauline Marois and the CAQ’s François Legault, the topic of popular initiative referendums came up and Legault suggested that the spectre of hardcore separatists demanding a Quebec Independence would be catastrophic:
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Charest vs Legault: Who Won the Political Thunderdome?
We don’t need another hero… “Two men enter; one man leaves!” So says Aunty Entity in the post-apocalyptic Mad Max sequel which, it bears mentioning, features better roads than those found in Montreal today. And it will most likely be the political end of at least one of these two
Continue readingLeftist Jab: The Fallout of Charest vs Marois
A sovereignty debate is a dish best served stale Tonight was reminiscent of every Quebecers worst memories of large family gatherings when the topic of politics was raised and everyone was liquored up as we were served up a head to head debate between Premier Jean Charest of the Liberal
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Your Quebec Leaders Debate Report Card
One leader needs to take a debating class… Because education is at the forefront of the issues in this 2012 Quebec election and everyone loves grades to determine winners and losers despite being cognizant that it is a reductionist tool for what was debate that is entirely dependant on your
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Roundup of Pathetic Promises & Pandering in Quebec Provincial Election
Election campaign season is upon us in Quebec With the election campaign underway in Quebec, we’re treated to collective amnesia to the fact that the province is running a serious deficit and a heavy debt load. While commitments to strategic investments that would spur the economy and combining it with
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Brent Rathgeber Denounces Cabinet Perks as Cover Against Allegation of Being "Asshole" Email Leaker
Rathgeber: attempting to avoid the wrath of Jason Kenney As backbenchers go, Brent Rathgeber certainly has political acumen. The current chatter in Canadian politics is that Brent Rathgeber is hurting his advancement chances by blogging about the opulence of cabinet ministers. Technically, that’s very true but he probably also saved
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Want To Know Who Leaked Jason Kenney’s "Asshole" Email?
Camouflage won’t help this man. Let’s work through the list of suspects, shall we? Here’s a copy of the email in question: .Part II So the suspects are obviously all Alberta Conservative caucus members. Let’s trim that down using the evidence in question. There were 27 Conservatives from Alberta elected
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Jason Kenney’s Official Asshole Checklist
The man determining Canada’s immigration policy has yet to master email. When Jason Kenney, Canada’s Immigration Minister, hit the “Reply All” button when sending out an email, he let his feelings be known about Progressive Conservative Alberta deputy premier Thomas Lukaszuk. He thinks of him as “a complete and utter asshole”.
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Calgary Herald’s Licia Corbella’s Courageous Position on the "Dismemberment Video" Teacher
It takes courage to go against the grain. When a conservative columnist feels the need to voice her unique insights regarding the Montreal teacher that showed the Luka Magnotta dismemberment video, you simply must take a step back from the right versus left divide and acknowledge the courage of her
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Blackout Speakout
Find out more on the .pdf file here. And read Elizabeth May’s epic point of order regarding the travesty of democracy that is this “omnibus bill”.
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Michael Coren has insider expertise on high school girls
Michael Coren is all about high school girls When I look for information on gay teen bullying, I don’t look at the LGBT community, or studies or even facts for that matter. I go straight to the fount of all knowledge: conservative columnist and all-around horrible person Michael Coren! Drop
Continue readingLeftist Jab: The Emblematic Nature of Anarchopanda
Unity, Solidarity and Hugs This is speculation based on the post-secondary education in the Humanities I received at a Quebec university in the late 90s and early aughts for a reasonable and affordable price. The current student protests seek only to benefit from what I already received and therefore, I
Continue readingLeftist Jab: How the Charest Government can resolve the Quebec Student Protests in 3 easy steps.
Anarchopanda meets the Socialist Squirrel! The Quebec Student Protests is the most unnecessarily protracted protest in recent memory. This isn’t about whether or not you think the Charest government is acting in a corrupt, rigid and oppressive manner nor is it about whether or not you think the protesters are
Continue readingLeftist Jab: CSEC: the Canadian Spying Agency With No Accountability
The face of trust The Communications Security Establishment Canada (CSEC) is charged with a 3-part mandate: To acquire and use information from the global information infrastructure for the purpose of providing foreign intelligence, in accordance with Government of Canada intelligence priorities To provide advice, guidance and services to help ensure the
Continue readingLeftist Jab: And then Jonathan Kay Compared China’s Forced Abortion Laws to Canadian Women’s Right to Choose
“About one hundred and fifty words” That’s what must have been going through the mind of National Post’s columnist Jonathan Kay when he was nearing the end of his column on Chen Guangcheng, the Chinese human rights activist. “I’m short one hundred and fifty words!” And so, what does every
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Harper Government Attack On SRC Extends Well Beyond Budget Cuts
Inspiring. The budget cuts imposed by the Harper Government on the CBC – and by extension, its French counterpart SRC – have been well documented in the media. The public broadcaster’s funding was cut by 10%, or $115 million, over the next three years. What is getting less attention are
Continue readingLeftist Jab: Do NOT Toy With Marc Garneau!
Marc Garneau reads aloud his outrage as Dion and Bennett muster theirbest attempt at displaying interest for the parliamentary camera.Liberal MP David McGuinty just wants to go home already. Every now and again, the House of Commons deals with an issue that transcends party lines. Every MP puts partisan politics
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