Prime Minister: "Debates are for losers"

At a campaign stop today in New Brunswick, Prime Minister Cowboy Steve clarified his stance on a proposed one-on-one debate with Liberal Party leader Michael Ignatieff. The Conservative Party leader told his audience “I don’t believe in debate as a worthwhile forum for presenting ideas and policy. I’d much rather address Canadians during our comprehensive daily question and answer sessions. I was on the debating team at school and I speak from experience. Most people ridiculed us, and we never, ever got laid. Next question, please.”

Debating can cause a lifetime of frustration and self-abuse