John Baird: Nazis were bad guys

TEL AVIV – Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird implied in a speech that Nazis weren’t the great guys some people made them out to be. Mr. Baird claimed that their leader even wrote a book about their philosophies and plans.

Baird is due to leave Israel soon, joining Prime Minister Cowboy Steve in China. A Canadian Foreign Affairs attaché said Canada’s chief diplomat has been eagerly looking forward to visiting the many fine porcelain shops. “He’s stoked. Wildly enthusiastic about those China shops!”