Councillor Doug Ford to probe anus of TTC

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, Toronto City Councillor Doug Ford wants to give the TTC “a complete enema” . Whether the TTC would be a willing partner to such a procedure is unknown.

Enemas are a popular sexual activity between partners in some cultures. Enemas can be pleasurable to either sex, and in males, enemas can stimulate the prostate. Erections are common. An enema may also be used prior to anal sex in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex. The councillor should be aware that over usage of an enema solution may be for the anal cavity.

Specialist Dr. Robert Dilbert said he would advise enema 
fans to wear a condom, and above all else, to stay classy